Free contest and jokes with real prizes (that have legit value, small though it may be!) Punday Monday 186!
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Ballet
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How To Make a Pun
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Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from @theabsolute, @quinnertronics
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
@quinnertronics! You’ve figured out how much I love long rambling stories!
Everyone go enjoy all their puns!
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Ballet
As in,
Why is everyone in the ballet class trying to look at the British guy that opened his lunch before lunchtime? Because they were told they’d have to peer ‘oo ‘et.
OH THAT”S -
an
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.
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Are entries in Spanish valid? Unfortunately most word games get lost in translation.
Absolutely!
my view is, even if it isnt, ppl will read, in spanish if its their native, and chuckle, and vote anyways regardless ;)
pony out
Yeah even if things don't translate well, I think they get the point so that's cool!
Julius Caesar was a feared Roman Dictator, famously known for 2 things, his love of pizza and the complete outlawing of all forms of ballet.
Many of his subjects did not appreciate this, including members of his family.
One night while enjoying a Caesar salad and pizza baked with bacon wrapped around the crust- his son, brutus, snuck up behind him on the couch and stabbed him in the back of the back with a pizza knife.
A stunned Caesar turned around in disbelief to see his son wielding the murder weapon, blood dripping down the knife onto his silk, pink, lacy skirt.
As he stumbled to the ground, his last words were, "Et tutu Brute?"
Lol nice twist in the end there, real verbal ballet!
Ah this one is tough, let's see..
Political figures nowadays are quite the dancers, they do and say anything to get your balle(o)t's!
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You're really raising the Barre on this one.
I sure did! But the current one was this one: https://peakd.com/hive-189312/@improv/are-jokes-money-they-can-be-if-you-do-this-contest-punday-monday-187
I'm about to post the new one, though.