Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Sloth
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from @theabsolute, @quinnertronics, @cmplxty
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
Everyone go enjoy all their puns!
And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?
HSBI
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Sloth
As in,
My Uncle, a miner, says they no longer put canaries down there because, well, because they’re so reliable, and the owners want those workers working, not taking care of their health. He, though, is married to my aunt, a zookeeper, who let him borrow the slowest creature she has access to. Why a slow creature? Because he figures, if that passes out, it must be REALLY bad, and the bosses can’t get upset with them for trying to save their own lives at that rate. Anyways, he says this to me at a picnic, and then my mom, who both hates cabbage and capitalism (and animal cruelty) comes over ENRAGED about the coal sloth.
Bada-BING You been punned! See, because coal sloth sounds like coleslaw. You get it.
OH THAT”S -
an
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.
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