Tales of The DragonWars: Daria Dragonscale vs Selenia Sky

in 500 Words a day6 months ago (edited)

It's not always easy living in the splinterlands. A day without a deadly skirmish simply doesn't exist, and said skirmishes generally involve a lot of collateral damage.

Sure, it can suck for the relatively weak monsters like myself(Goblin Shaman.) but, at least it never gets boring, there's always trouble brewing somewhere.

Like today for example, rumor has it that Selenia went at it with someone and that it may or may have not been a battle to the death.

So far no one knows all the details but looks we might get more info in a few minutes. Selenia just walked in and let's just say it's not hard to get her to splill the beans, specially when the story involves her basking in her magnificence. Just offer her drink or 2 and the scoop is as good as yours.

Shaman buys drink, takes it to Selenia's table and gets right to it.

The DragonWars:




VS




Shaman:



Hey Selenia, I heard you were in a scuffle
And then got dragged to the monstrous
Public court today, what happened?
Who's feathers did you ruffle up
this time?

Selenia grabs drink, takes a sip, and one shots the rest.

Selenia:



Nah mate this time it wasn't my fault.
It was the crack of dawn when I left
The bar feeling low since I'd spent
The last bit of my crystals,

I was too drunk to fly so I walked,
I did so minding my own business
Till I saw Daria by the potion shop,
He was on the opposite sidewalk
Just as drunk as I so I tried
To cross the road to say hi,

I tripped and fell so hard I almost broke
A horn, Daria laughed, I laughed it off,

But karma can be so sweet, he also
Tripped to find his lips on the floor
And I burst out crackin out loud,

He caught feelings and flipped me the bird.
How ironic, he then approached me sword
In hand and armor beaming across the fog,

Pun intended he wanted all the smoke,
It was about to go down, no nonsense
Just will and sword against claws
Until one of us croaked,

He breathed a fire attack, I breathed one right back,
The blasts clashed and thrashed everything in the vicinity,

No time to think I followed up
With a wing slash that he matched
Just to sidestep and headbutt me,

I fell 2 steps back, in the process managed
To sneak in a tail strike to his chest,
The streets started bleeding but fuck it,
Our egos weren't done lashing out,

30 minutes went by, then an hour and then 2,
The streets were melting when Silvershields
Showed up showing their handcuffs, due to
Reports of drunk and disorderly conduct,

Not again, one of them said as he cuffed me,
Will you please grow up? Daria was told
As he clenched his fists and teeth for
The whole World to see,

He was livid but calmed down quickly,
I was freakin pissed but didn't need
More hits on my record so we both
Gave in,
Mostly...

Shaman:



And then what?

Selenia:



Maaaan that's a whole other saga on it's own,
Buy me another drink if you want the tea
Or I'm heading home for I need to sleep.

Shaman refuses, Selenia walks drunkenly stumbles across the room trying to get home.


PEACE!!



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