It's not always easy living in the splinterlands. A day without a deadly skirmish simply doesn't exist, and said skirmishes generally involve a lot of collateral damage.
Sure, it can suck for the relatively weak monsters like myself(Goblin Shaman.) but, at least it never gets boring, there's always trouble brewing somewhere.
Like today for example, rumor has it that Selenia went at it with someone and that it may or may have not been a battle to the death.
So far no one knows all the details but looks we might get more info in a few minutes. Selenia just walked in and let's just say it's not hard to get her to splill the beans, specially when the story involves her basking in her magnificence. Just offer her drink or 2 and the scoop is as good as yours.
Shaman buys drink, takes it to Selenia's table and gets right to it.
And then got dragged to the monstrous
Public court today, what happened?
Who's feathers did you ruffle up
Selenia grabs drink, takes a sip, and one shots the rest.
It was the crack of dawn when I left
The bar feeling low since I'd spent
The last bit of my crystals,
I did so minding my own business
Till I saw Daria by the potion shop,
He was on the opposite sidewalk
Just as drunk as I so I tried
To cross the road to say hi,
A horn, Daria laughed, I laughed it off,
Tripped to find his lips on the floor
And I burst out crackin out loud,
How ironic, he then approached me sword
In hand and armor beaming across the fog,
It was about to go down, no nonsense
Just will and sword against claws
Until one of us croaked,
The blasts clashed and thrashed everything in the vicinity,
With a wing slash that he matched
Just to sidestep and headbutt me,
To sneak in a tail strike to his chest,
The streets started bleeding but fuck it,
Our egos weren't done lashing out,
The streets were melting when Silvershields
Showed up showing their handcuffs, due to
Reports of drunk and disorderly conduct,
Will you please grow up? Daria was told
As he clenched his fists and teeth for
The whole World to see,
I was freakin pissed but didn't need
More hits on my record so we both
Buy me another drink if you want the tea
Or I'm heading home for I need to sleep.
Shaman refuses, Selenia
walks drunkenly stumbles across the room trying to get home.