"Konoyaro! This isn't the time to be selfish. Baka!" - The Pirates in love.
PURELY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES
The crew is fired up, lit by the flames in Captain's eye. They see imminent battle brewing behind the waters, where the land begins.
There is tension in the air, fear in a few weak hearts.
"I can smell fear in ye! If that is what ye feel.....then hear me ye - WALK THE PLANK. We love pirate saffi, and we will fight the Slimy Swift Silver and his crew......FEAR WILL NOT OVERCOME LOVE on the Giggle SHip."
The pirates gather around, brave and strong. Sharpening their swords and refueling on tuna.
" blob blob Can we take a shorrrt detourrr? Therrre is a light house not too farrr away now. I'll take a quick photo and gift ye all one a piece blob blob"
The captain turns around furiously and gives Pirate Blue the eye "one more ridiculous idea and the crew'll know yer nickname, Pirate!"
The crew realized this was not a time to play chess and pinball. The captain was dead serious. It could only mean one thing
Captain Sunset Sammy was the real deal.
Out of nowhere the ship started to rock in a circle. Waves of salt water gushed into the ship and washed the docks clean. The pirates panicked! "Its the Kraken!" declared Hobo from the shoulders of pirate Shadows. "That's lunch for us!!" Tramp squealed with joy and flaring claws.
"Nay, it must be Pirate Blindsky on his Hotrod." A shaky voice came from the gunport. "I know the voice of each rod out there..."
"Lay of the rum Pirate Greybeard, me love" Xavier shot back holding on to the mizzen.
"You are the reason I drink, Pirate X" said Pirate Grey.
"Oi Oi"
A voice surrounded the Giggles. "Me NOT sorry me be late to the parrty" Said Pirate Blindsky revving around and flooding the ship. "Me was working out to get this rock hard 5-pack abs!"
"5? You be doin something wrong" said Pirate love junkee bee drying herself up with a rag "its gotta be 6".
"Baka!" Pirate Blindsky stands up on his hotroad and rips his leather shirt open...THERE IS HOLY LIGHT SHINING ON HIS BARE CHEST...and the dolphins below jump in excitement!
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"Her name has 5 letters...and to prove my love I worked out to only grow 1 ab for each letter. I tattooed them here...." Pirate Blindsky jumps on board. "Do you know how hard it is to grow 5 abs and not 6 symmetrical ones?" he scoffed.
"He thinks he is romantic." scoffed Hobo. "She'll never fall for someone like him. What a fool" Tramp added. Pirate Shadows nodded silently in agreement.
"We won't have you here...you made a deal with the Jins of Mount Kriliex." Pirate Greybeard exclaimed looking at the Cptn. "We are pure, fun loving, love sharing pirates hunting for booty..."
"Pirate has a point" - Captain. "Can ye explain yer bike that rides the oceans, Pirate Blindsky"
The ship goes silent...the waves stop...there is no noise...even the seagulls sit on the mast to hear this one..
"Chill guys. Its just KGB technology. Not everything has to be so pirate-y". Blindsy rolls his eye and heads to fo'c'sle.
The Captain nods "Fair enough. Crew! Lets get goin....we need to save Pirate Saff-"
"You'll never make it" Pirate Hazem interrupts.
The captain shouts "NO FEAR! OR THE PLANK IS FOR Y-"
"You'll never make it, Hazem is right." Pirate Aloha interrupts. "We have till sunset. And ye shared your charts on our shellgram. According to that we need to cross the Devil's teeth and claim the Chalice of Farie. And only after that can ye, captn, lead this ship through the Haunting Guise river...or else the curse stays and we never move"
The entire ordeal could take 3 days. and the crew had not taken into account........
"Unless!!" Pirate Marianne a.k.a. Mama Healer walks up to Pirate Hazem and hold him by his chin. "You can help us, dear." She downs an entire cutlass in his throat and winks at Pirate Blindsky - "France tour".
"Pirate Sheela..." mama healer tosses another cutlass at her, "this is for you, and my work here is done." as she walks back towards the Captains cabins.
"OH I SEE WHATS HAPPENING! ON WARDS!!" SCREAMED THE CAPTAIN WITH A REBORN LIFE INSIDE HER.
Pirate Blindsky quickly grabs hold of the very confused Pirate Hazem and jumps off the docks onto the Hotrod and rides(?) off to the unknown.
Pirate Sheela drinks the potion and the rest of the crew plays along.
"What is happening?" asked Pirate Hazem holding on tightly to the bike.
"Only you are skilled enough to scale the Devil's Teeth quick enough." Blindsky revvs on. "The cutlass has courage and strength made from homegrown greens, you are safe. I'll drop you off at the mouth, once you get Chalice give me the signal".
"What signa-?" Pirate Hazem gets thrown into the darkness...nothing but sheer will to save Pirate Saffi would now guide him.
Back on Giggles there was another problem. Haunting Guise was approaching and so was the sunset. Captn quickly rushed to the figurehead and pointed at Pirate Elizabeth. They had to work together and pull the poles of earth closer to keep the sun from sinking.
Pirate Elizabeth used her badminton skills and shot a hook way into the north, the captn measured and calculated from the figurehead and nodded. It was Pirate Aloha's turn. She quickly released the sunlight she captured during her hikes into the air and Captn grabbed those and threw them towards the south. In between came a string as bright as the sun. "Now" the captain screamed and the entire crew jumped on to the string. "Pull!" the captain screamed. And surely, but with a lot of strength were they able to pull it down and the poles were brought closer. "Pirates, hold on to this. if ye let go then the sunsets and we lose time and Pirate Saffi. Pirate Elizabeth, yer in charge. If anybody moves, wack em with yer strong legs."
Meanwhile Pirate Haze had succeeded in scaling the Devil's teeth..he had the chalice in his hands but he didn't know what the signal was......"could it be...THE CAPTAIN SUCKS AT MEMES!!!!!!" he screamed at the top of his lungs.
Pirate Blindsky heard the truest words echoing through the dens of the Devil's teeth and knew the Chalice of Faire had been claimed. He screamed with the voice of a 1000 whales....and back in Giggle pirate blue went nuts "BLOB BLOB THERE ARE WHALES THERE!!! FOR A COCKTAIL I'LL TAKE YA THERE CREW!! BLOB BLOB"
The captain laughed her heart out "Good job boys!" She then went on to remove her eye patch....
The crew gasped...they had never seen the captain without her eye patch.
There, beneath the black patch was the biggest secret of the captain. "THE SHIMMER-EYE?" Pirate Greybeard recognized it immediately, he knew almost everything. Very accessible, too.
"Aye, when I put my hand in the coals to grab me shimmers, it burnt me eye. But it was a blessing. I have the rarest eye in the world...the eye that can see who I want when I want. All it takes to activate it is the perfect recipe........"
When the days shorten,
and the whales cry,
that's when ye'll see with the shimmer-eye
Mama healer was a wise woman. She indeed knew what she was doing. But Pirate Sheela was still confused. What was in the cutlass from which she drank.
Pirate Haze and Pirate Blindsky headed to the dreaded SlimShady land where the Swift Silver crew had held Pirate Saffi captive.
The Giggles and crew swept clean past the Haunting Guise river. "I see her", said the Captn "tied up to a rock on a tree....she is surrounded by 1...2...2 and half thousand members of the Swift Sillver crew!!"
"How is she?" Asked a concerned Pirate Xavier.
"Happy, weirdly. Something about her around whips and chains may have excited her...or maybe its the music...idk...WE HAVE TA SAVE HAR!!!!" screamed the captain.
The Silver crew were many, but they were dancing and laughing. Pirate Saffi had captivated their hearts with her subtle smile and pearly eyes. She recited poems of love and spoke with colors flying from her tongue. It was magical. And the magic spell had fallen upon the crew.
Pirate Haze and Blindsky arrived just in the nick of time on the SlimShady Island. They were standing around 3 million bananas away from Pirate Saffi. The stench from Swift Silver was real, he probably hadn't showered ever since the break up. "Bro should we gift him a deodorant?" Blindsky asked Haze who by grew very very fond of not having Blindsky around. "Pirate, due to professional reasons and HR regulations, I cannot say the F U word. So kindly stick to the mission" Pirate Haze replied.
The Giggles had landed ashore....almost torn up into pieces from the rough ride in the Haunting Guise. Even with the curse broken, that river eats ships for breakfast. The crew heads towards Saffi, all wearing face masks. It wasnt corona they feared, but Swift's stink was very pungent. The captain lead the way, using her Shimmer-eye as a guide. "She seems to enjoy making others smile. oh Saffi! we are coming!" the captain murmured nervously.
Suddenly there was a loud ripping noise from the back. Tramp got too curious and activated a very obvious trap. It had pulled Pirate Shadows by her leg and held her upside down hanging from a banyan tree. "Ugh. Human. Why are ye so careless all the time. Be more like us." muttered Hobo laying down on Tramp.
"This isn't good. It must have alerted them" screamed Pirate Xavier. And just as he said it a loud roar came from where Pirate Saffi was. The earth shook up and the birds flew wild. The crew looked with fear and dread at the on coming two and a half thousand silver crew members running towards them with swords drawn. "NOOOOOOO" screamed Pirate Sheela putting her hands forward.
Everything stopped. There was no more noise. No birds. No shaky earth. "So thats what the potion does. oh cool." The potion from Pirate Mama Healer gave Pirate Sheela to blast icecream sandwich filling from her palms. It froze the crew where they were and the coast was clear.
Pirates Haze and Blindsky took the opportunity and rushed to rescue Pirate Saffi. "hey, stay back. I got this." Blindsky said to Pirate Haze in hopes to woo Pirate Saffi as the savior and win her heart. He drew his gun that had 8 bullets and leaped onto the ropes holding Saffi tight. "hey, there" he raised his eyebrow. "My name i-" a bit too late. Stinky Swift Silver grabbed Blindsky by the neck and in the other hand he held Haze, too.
"Let them go" Saffi screamed. "I'll give you the love you never got from Captain Tiger. I know that is what you really want."
"No! Dont do that." Blindsky growled. "Let him have me. But if he has you it would kill me."
And just at the nick of the moment the Giggles crew arrived to the scene with Captain Tiger leading the charge. They all stood there surround StinkSwiftSilver with guns, knives, Sheela's palms and paws drawn. "Its over" Captn Tiger said "She be mine. Let her go. Let my boys go, too."
"NEVER." Stinky Growled back. "I DON'T EVEN WANT THE 10000 GOLD OR ANYTHING! I JUST WANT TO TAKE REVENGE. RIP YER HEARTS OUT LIKE YE DID MINE, TIGER!"
"Not in a million years. DIE!" Captain pulled the trigger, knives flew at stinky, claws scratched him and icecream drowned him....
BUT HE SMILED BACK
"He who has not a heart.
Does not know to live nor die.
He who has not a heart,
wants it back from the shimmer-eye."
The curse of Nathandial. It was the first curse written in the books of history of pirates. The curse that cursed every lover. The shimmer-eye always found its way in the skull of a lost lover. The universe of the pirates repeated history. The stories were different, but the tales we are always the same.
"Give him his heart. You don't love him anymore. Neither does he. So why keep his heart to yourself?" Pirate Mama Healer put her hand on Captain's shoulders and asked her in a soothing voice.
"No! I wanted so much. I loved him enough. I deserve more than what he gave me. The least I get to keep is the heart I filled with love" Captain spoke softly with a tear in her eye.
"Konoyaro! This isn't the time to be selfish. Baka!" Pirate Blindsky said choking. "Don't stoop down and be like him. Be the bigger person. We all love you. You don't need to keep that scar open. Give him his heart and close the chapter. Lets end this curse here and take Pirate Saffi with us and be on our merry way."
"BLOB BLOB You speak a lot for some who is choking BLOB BLOB" - said Pirate Blue munching on pineapple slices.
The captain stared at Silver. Silver stared at the Captain. They both were hurt. One hurt in love, the other hurt from love. But that isn't what love is. So Tiger ripped her necklace out and threw it on the rocky floor. The pendant broke into flames and from the fumes came a beating heart oozing in love mana. Captain Sammy put the pirates down and open his robe. There was a gaping hole in his chest and thats where the rotting smell came from. He looked at his once very much loved heart and it turned into stone and shot back in his chest.
"Ye be free" he put his robe on as the sky cleared and the winds blew softly. "But let it be known, we aren't even. I will be back."
Pirate Blindsky shot at him hoping to kill Captain Silver for good, but Silver quickly vanished into thin air. The bullet flew past and cut the rope holding Pirate Shadows upside down. Mama healer quickly untied pirate Saffi and they all hugged in the joy of being reunited. The crew rejoiced and Saffi was finally free.
"Oi Oi, Saffi, ye better know I saved ya! Baka!"
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