Punday Monday 196! Enjoy the jokes!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Spring Break!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Entry from @cmplxty, @quinnertronics

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DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

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This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Spring Break

As in,
Why is everyone finally taking off their scarves?

Because it’s finally time for NOSE COOL!
Bada-bing, you been punned, because, see, you’ll take off your scarf to make your nose cool during spring break, but also, there’s no school during spring break, and they sound kind of similar.

OH THAT”S -
an
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.

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Your current Rank (61) in the battle Arena of Holybread has granted you an Upvote of 31%

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What did the hippie say before he went home after spring break?

Peace out beaches!

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Ahaha dunno why this reminded me of Shaggy from Scooby Doo lol.

!ENGAGE 10

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This first passover meal it was just me and the wife.
We got rid of the chairs around the table because
this was a two seder.

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Coffee after passover dinner is the best!
My uncle Jacob knows just what to do to make it.
Hebrews it.

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One for the archives of pundom, right there 😁

!ENGAGE 10

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Thanks for the SBI! Appreciate it!

@bulldog-joy i think you would enjoy this fun game here, every Monday you have to make a pun according to the topic and you get SBI shares, the things I gave you for power up day. Try it out! :D

Let’s see for this week:

The mechanics in Florida and Mexico usually set up some potholes near the popular beaches, looking to make some money by making cars spring[s] break while the college kids are looking to party around this time.

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Dude! Go sit on the naughty step and think about what you've done 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️😁

Awesome to see you here man. 👍

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Your current Rank (66) in the battle Arena of Holybread has granted you an Upvote of 34%

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why is that inspector gadget never hurt himself on those spring-loaded go-go gadget shoes of his?.....well, thats easy: he has spring brakes

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That pun was quite literally terrifying!!! 😱😁👍

!ENGAGE 10

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@improv I thought of you! No, not like 'that!'

I started a post recently with:

HUZZAH! It's that time again.

Well, you can guess the rest, which led me to think of Punday Monday and my disastrous recent record of attendance, hey who knows, maybe I was on extended Spring Break from the weekly 'awesometastical nonsense-fest' that often ensues...

I'm afraid I am utterly bereft about Spring Break puns, (although it does remind me of a broken watch I own). I think it is a great time for students to take a break before they spring into Summer of-course. Students are eco-friendly these days so they likely spend this spell not getting drunk but planting trees or easier still, planting bulbs, it doesn't guarantee them any extra light though😒 . All to soon though, leisure time is over and it's time to hit the books again, life's a beach, right? That's the other part'y' of getting an edumacation though, right?

It's not Monday, It's Sunday, what am I even doing here??? I guess I saw the prompt and sprung in to action. It's true what they say, 'use it or lose it' my punny bone felt a little weak, maybe stopping by more often would help me develop what scientists and comedians call puntatstic resilience!

Take great care PunMaster General, cool to see you still rocking an oldie but goodie on the blockchain. 😎👍

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Yeeha! Glad you stopped by!

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Just a heads up to those I gave ENGAGE to here. It looks like the system is down ((I checked the live feed system)) as of 6 hours ago, I'm sure they will be delivered at a lag when it is working again. No idea what went wrong...

Maybe they had a spring break

Ugh! Just couldn't bloody resist it!!! 😩

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