188 Punday Mondays have preceded this one (untrue. This is the 188th). You will nonetheless win some sweet prizes if you enter!
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Magic!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.
How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from @cmplxty, @quinnertronics, @faith65
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
I’m just tired enough that I can’t make decisions, so everybody wins this week! You all get 4 HSBI, and my gratitude for the jokes!
And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?
HSBI
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Magic
As in,
Why are people named Siobhan resistant to magic? Because upon hearing their name, no one can spell them.
OH THAT”S -
an
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.
I'm So Good at Puns
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Did you know monk prayers are magical? They are truly enCHANTing.
Did you hear about the magician that went around the corner and turned into a drug store?
Thanks for the shares of HBI! Appreciate it man!
I also want to see if @zanoz wants to join in on the themes! Fun contest every week for a great prize!
For this weeks theme hmm...let’s see I’ll think of something and edit.
Yaaaayyy. Punned it! Thanks so much @improv I'll be glad to enter into this contest again. The prompt seems great.
I work for a catering company and a few years ago we were doing some magicians retreat or something - nothing but top hats and cane dudes-you know the type, they tip you a 50 and you look away and it turns into a yugoslavian dinar or something.
Anyways im in the john taking a leak and the friggin guest of honor shows up, the great luke ski or something-i dont remember his name. Anyway, theres like 8 urinals and this guy takes the one next to me. So i finish up and im washing my hands and i look in the mirror and this guy is gone. Not only that, but the urinal is gone too. Confused, i step out into the dining room and there is the urinal, right on stage and everyones clapping. I tell you, this guy was a real whiz-ard!
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