Shitcoin Bonanza #8 - Why pay high gas fees when you can get paid for your own gas?

in LeoFinance2 months ago

Welcome to shitcoin bonanza, a series where we explore some of the most silly, stupid, ridiculous and hilarious shitcoins to have ever existed. Some are dead. Some are still alive. But they all are shitty!

A lot of people talk about creating innovative technology but they just never have enough gas in the tank to push through. But that's no longer the issue. Fart Coin is here to save the day!

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In 2017, the loudest fart of all came into the world and everyone felt but most importantly, smelled the shock wave.

The fart distribution model has all the gas you need and passes it like never before.

Unlike Ethereum where you have to pay high gas fees, with the Fart model, your fart pays you. Simple as that!

The Fart Coin runs on Waves blockchain, which is quite convenient since it travels through air at lightning speed.

FART is a groundbreaking way to monetize the gas that comes out of your asshole.

PoFDM - Proof-of-Fart Distribution Mechanism

FART runs on the WAVES blockchain, but also incorporates the revolutionary new, Proof-of-Fart Distribution Mechanism™, or PoFDM, allowing for smoother economical flow that is more egalitarian and meritocratic than traditional crypto-currency.

In the past, there was an Airdrop for any loser who decides to send a sound clip or video of themselves or pets farting. Unfortunately, this life changing opportunity is no more :(

FART bounties will be awarded to people who post a link here of an upload of a video and/or soundcloud of them farting and saying "Waves Exchange FART coin WINNING", either immediately after the gas is passed, or directly before.

Crypto space is the only place you can get rich from your farts and that's my friends the real power of the blockchain!

Learn more about Fart Coin at -> https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1965901.0

More shitcoins!
- Shitcoin Bonanza #1 - Invest in TITs !
- Shitcoin Bonanza #2 - Let your ASS do the talking
- Shitcoin Bonanza #3 - A vagina you can finally touch!
- Shitcoin Bonanza #4 - Get on your PC and start mining dicks !!!
- Shitcoin Bonanza #5 - Get rich or die blowing
- Shitcoin Bonanza #6 - Risk free, not fraud Nigerian coin
- Shitcoin Bonanza #7 - Put your money where your poop is !

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Never keep your FARTs in, as they can climb via the spine to your head and you get SHIT ideas.

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hahahaha :))))

Know it from experience :D

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I think you definitely don't keep them in :D

One way or the other :D

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lol!

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Does this offset Carbon Taxes?

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LOL

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Some coins just have horrible names ... check out bake on binance smart chain... took it be a shit coin till it hit one dollar

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In the past, there was an Airdrop for any loser who decides to send a sound clip or video of themselves or pets farting. Unfortunately, this life changing opportunity is no more

I wonder how many clips of farts they got from humans and pets. How does one get a pet to fart while you are videoing them?

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I mine these all day long, especially after taco Tuesday

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ROFLMAO!!! Hilarious!

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#metoo

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How do people come up with this stuff? This is totally nuts. Just think if they put all of that time and energy into something really useful!

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Congrats, you were upvoted from this account because you were in Top 25 engagers yesterday on LeoFinance .
You made a total of 41 comments and talked to 26 different authors .
For more details about this project please read here - link to announcement post
You can also delegate and get weekly payouts.

The Fart Coin runs on Waves blockchain, which is quite convenient since it travels through air at lightning speed.

it silent, but has a great power. You will never knew you will had it until it blow your nose. When you try to find it, it is already gone by the wind. haha

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They said in the future our air would be taxed. Well let them have our Farts.

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Sadly, its this sort of bollocks that taints the whole space and gives Crypto the lack of gravitas it needs to be taken seriously...I think I need to develop a 'Bollocks' coin to counteract this......hmmmm

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Their airdrop should be called shitdrop! lol

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XD

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Why a guy is on the token symbol? I have the proof females can do it too.

sexist!

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XD

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Lol it is akind of monetuzing what out from ass hole

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Hahahha that's gold. I still wouldn't have participated in that air drop. Couldn't do it.

I'm just picturing some disturbed individuals going through all the video and sound submissions.

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Wow, another coin called fart? 🤣🤣

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"Crypto space is the only place you can get rich from your farts" it's clear to me that you don't spend to much time on twitch or youtube :). Bell Delphine made a lot of money selling bath water to idio... I mean adoring fans.

Hahaha! Probably my favorite shitpost so far.

In the past, there was an Airdrop for any loser who decides to send a sound clip or video of themselves or pets farting. Unfortunately, this life changing opportunity is no more :(

An airdrop for dropping air.

Love it!

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Taking gas fees to a whole new level

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