Sorry Dishes - A Freewrite

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Wow. What a day it was today!! I can't believe how Sorry dishes it out to all those roughnecks. She is not holding back.
I was sure she was going to fist one of them right in the nose.
He deserved it too.
Who does he think he is trying to feel Sorry up? Doesn't he know that she has a reputation around here?
Nobody messes with her that has come in here before.
But there is always that new, stupid guy who thinks only because she has big boobs, is wearing a low cut shirt and a short skirt, she is giving an invitation for hands to go where they have no business.
Hah. They should ask her how she got her name right when she brings them their first drink.
She always says, my name is Sorry and I am your server tonight.
Why aren't they asking her how she got her name? Stupid. That is why.
But stupid is running deep in this part of the world and they all end up saying sorry to her before the evening is over.
None of them has ever forgotten Sorry. She made sure that if hands went where they weren't invited to go, the face of the person had a permanent reminder ... "Never forget how you should treat a woman."
That is the way Sorry dishes it out.



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hahahaha!
Loved it!
Don't mess with Sorry :D

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You better believe it!! You would be sorry lol

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Haha that's great. Reminds of the song "Kiss this"* by Aaron Tipping. I can picture Sorry, she must've been a sight. Haha. Yet sometimes stupid only learns one way. Great freewrite. :)

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