Sending HSBI on behalf of Freewritehouse for Punday Monday 201! Celebrating two centuries of puns!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!


Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is cats!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know:


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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Entry from @quinnertronics, @theabsolute, @doctorcrypto, @ablaze

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...


How’s THIS:


Very good puns, but giving the win to Missed the Mark!
Congrats @doctorcrypto!
Sending your prize from my account, but assigning your sponsor as @freewritehouse so they get a couple HSBI levels, too! (I have so many, I feel like I’ll never deplete my accumulated value, lol! Better to spread the love, and @freewritehouse does amazing work)

And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?

  • HSBI

See @steembasicincome for details.
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I’ll sponsor each qualified entrant for two HSBI levels each week! Each winning entry will get an additional two HSBI!

See my wallet for prize confirmations!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

As in,
Why does it take so much money and time to care for a cat?

Because you always have to wait on the fee line.

Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.

I'm So Good at Puns

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Missed out last week damn! I’ll get this weeks, hopefully purrfectly timed!

Hey thanks!
I guess now all I need to do is post something. :)

Ya know...Bob Marley had a song where he was singing about an Iron Lion.
But it was just his cat, a simple Fe Lion

Trying to think of a purrfect cat pun...

back in the 70s, Richard Roundtree and his pet cat, ursela, came under a lot of fire from PETA. apparently with his busy film schedule, his cat was left alone while she birthed 9 healthy cats. supposedly, the food supply ran out and the mother devoured all 9 lives just to survive.

the media blamed Roundtree for abuse and poor living conditions, but i personally believe that the cat was a bad mother.

hey i was just thinking if you posted yr contest in proof of brain, i bet you would get a bunch of entries (plus tokens)

i mean, its in my best interest to have fewer competitors, but i just thought of that so i figured i would share.


That's a great idea! I'll go find that community!

yeah just tag proofofbrain and it will post!

Oh I went and found the community and wrote it as a community post. Would just using that tag also work? Do I do both?

if you post with pob, i believe you will get better pob rewards but if you post to community x with the tag it'll post in multiple places, so there is a balance/ trade off