Winners of the first inaugural POB "worst answer only" Competition

Wrapping up my first ever competition and it has been so much fun! Big thank you for everyone who joined in and had such fun with it. I was afraid I might only get 2 answers but instead, we got over 10 entries!

Ok 1st place with 10 POB
@riandeuk
“1 year from now, life will be very different from how we know it now. As half way through the year POB passed bitcoin and has moved on to dwarf it and most other cryptos (only doge and pizza are left as some sort of competition).
While much has been automated and half the world is ran by AI the vast majority of wealth in this world is locked in POB stakes. AI has tried to get rid of the human race altogether but has failed in this regard. The AI needs access to the POB community but can't seem to pass proof of brain since.. well it's not an actual brain just artificial. So in short you could say we humans bought ourselves safe passage and a chance at life thanks to POB!!
POB=life :-)”

2nd place with 5 POB
@johnhtims.life
“Every single proof of brain token will be bought by one mega whale. Who will then promptly burn his stake, making Proof of Brain the rarest of all crypto with zero tokens in existences, zero in circulation, and 100% burned. This will of course make one Proof of brain token worth an infinity of USD.”

3rd with 2 POB (doubled the prize for reason below)
@allcapsonezero
“In about 8 months, the zombie apocalypse is in full force. Slowly but surely, all the brains become eaten and a zombie programmer somehow managed to change the name to "proof of digested brain".
Proof of Digested Brain: The currency of the new race (that is what the zombies call themselves)”

I also had such a fun time with this competition I thought I would also award 1 POB for the honourable mentions below. This is my first time sending this many transactions so please let me know if I did not send to you correctly!

@chasmic-cosm
“One year from now POB will have successfully proven brain. With the proof complete, there will no longer be any use for the token”
@thatgermandude
“In one year POB will be the new reserve currency of the world, the whole world will be just writing POB posts on hive, the hard work gets done by machines that repair themselves by now.”
@brittandjosie
“At the end of this pandemic year proof of brain will need some brain surgery to be even more understanding and if you want the proof ride along and we will
Meet up in brain head office on 31st of December”
@leprechaun
Proof of Brain could become the new savings currency for Hive. Those who want the liquidity of liquid Hive but they want to get better value will buy POB. This is inspite of POB being over 100% inflationary today. On it's one year anniversary it will have 100% inflation. On the second year ann. 50% inflation. On the third, 33% inflation.
Finally on the fourth year anniversary it will have 12.5% inflation. Working out the rest with a spreadsheet on the eighth year anniversary of POB, we will have a 9% inflation rate for the following year, which is comparable to Hive but the year after that 4% for the next four years and of course only going down after that.
@fireguardian
“The only way to post here will be through mind control and curation only with telekinesis. Can't be more proof of brain than that!”
@stemaddict
“The proof of brain will become the next Bitcoin but basically utilized only by intelligent people who makes use of their brain to proof their intelligence because it is proof of brain...”
@aggilingo
“in 1 year aliens will come down to check out planet Earth, discover POB and say :"why the f*** didn't we think of that!" So they come down and steal POB along with some Russian potato vodka to use as fuel on the way back. And some cigarettes. There's more vodka than they can carry so they spill the rest all over earth and then casually flick a burning cigarette out of the window as they leave. Their plan was to blow up the Earth to cover the fact that it was the Earthlings who came up with POB and not them. As the burning cigarette lands, they realise they didn't take the ozone layer into account and mixed with the extremely flammable Russian potato vodka it makes an explosion so powerful that it creates a black hole. The black hole eventually swallows the whole universe. The end.”
@californiacrypto
“In one year POB will become the universal currency of the world. POB 🚀🌒
There will be no more Facebook Instagram or any of the other social platforms just POB.
😁🤑😁 POB 💪”

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Ha ha! That is too funny. I !LUV the creativity. But damn... I just don't think I have it in me to write a "bad" answer, I just don't. And I have a date with your mom, so it's all about prioritizing my time (that's gotta be worth at least third place)! Kidding, of course. Full steam ahead, FF. I approve. ;)


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my mums dead dave.

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If that's true, sorry. Jokes always run the risk of offending someone, but the intention was clear. And I guess I really do qualify for this round of the contest.

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Sorry I was dead panning back, she's fine and loved the flowers, can I call you dad yet?

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Shit, I had a feeling! I was actually thinking of laying into you for not having a sense of humour, ironically, but everyone's so damn sensitive these days. Well played. (Give the Mrs my raincheck for tonight though... I barely escaped a deadly snowflake fight! lol) :P

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Thanks a lot @failingforwards, really enjoyed participating and reading the other entries. Didn't expect to come out first there was some really good ones. Looking forward to the next!


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It was fun taking part, thanks! 😄

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Thanks mate!!! Just saw this now! Congratulations to the winners (or losers, since they were the worst answers... hehehe)

What a great and fun contest!!! You have to do a new one!!!

Cheers!


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My answer was pretty bad, well judged... (and thanks for the POB... in 15 years, we will look back at this contest like people look back at the bitcoin pizza ;)


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