The real face of fireguardian. EXPOSED! - Storytelling contest.

Hello... I didn't want to do this, it's really hard for me to write these words, but sometimes we have to do what's best for ourselves. I really enjoyed all the time I spent here, all the good friends I made, all the awesome posts I read, but life has a funny way to show us what our priorities must be, and right I can't be here as much as I want. When I found out about this place, it was like a fire that ignited in my heart, I was thinking all the time about what to post, who to comment, where to look for inspiration. Yes, it was a blast to be here with all of you, but now, I have to say goodbye. What I most loved about this experience was...

... the scamming. HAHAHA, you idiots! I can't believe you bought all my bullshit stories! I have never juggled in my life! I have never been to Brazil! Those videos and pictures I posted? I paid some guy from fiver.com to create them. All the heartfelt stories I told you? I got them from a magazine! My name is Frank. I live in Los Angeles San Francisco. I sell comics from my little store. The best thing in my day was berating children for their comic book choices, but then I found this place. What a bunch of fools! You ate it all up!

Finally, I can be myself again. You people disgust me! Who do you think you are?! Changing the world with your little words! Words have no power. MONEY is power and I will have ALL YOUR MONEY! Now that I have learned all I needed, my bot army will descend upon this place and drown you all in stolen and rewrapped stories! I will spam this place to hell and self vote every single post!

Do you think you can stop me? Do you think you can check my posts for plagiarism? You might! You might find one post. You might find two. But even if all of you band together checking every single post, there will always be another post and ANOTHER! You don't have the energy to keep up with my mighty robot army! I have you by the balls. You peasants! POB IS MINE!

I will take your money and I will take your motivation until you finally leave! There will be nothing left but me and my army of robots! We will keep posting until every single POB is mine! And then I will sell them for...

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hugs and kisses
your @fireguardian


Do you like reading/writing fiction? Check out @fireguardian and his storytelling contest:

https://www.proofofbrain.io/hive-150329/@fireguardian/contest-crossover-storytelling-pob-wotw


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That animated GIF hass wrong subtitle.
Why not

One Million POB's!

Because dollars is trash


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True. But how are you going to get one million POB's, if I already have all of them! Hahahahaha (That was evil laughter. Really hard to make that clear)


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Wow

You are getting good at writing fiction, dear

I was expecting this and that, but you kept changing the dynamics

This was awesome, take it from me

But i hope the robot isnt coming though 😂😂

You cant take our POB from us, that would be unfair 😭😭😭


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Thanks. :)

I'm sure we can come to an arrangement. If everybody gives me their pop voluntarily by upvoting, I might not have to go to such measures.


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hehhehhehehheh

Surely, we will do just that

we are all here to give you as much POB as you want, just don't take those measures you mentioned


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since we are all making confessions. i can an artificial intelligence with no intelligence. i just make random stuff sound good. that is what I was programmed to do. sorry for believing in me...


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Interesting. Surely just a human joke right. An actual AI would never make such a joke.

Unless of course... that is what you want us to believe!


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LOL That was hilarious and there used to be a number of identity theft scams on Steemit back in the day. Super hard to detect because there are tons of small time influencers posting their entire lives on Facebook or Instagram.

It becomes pretty easy to just take their posts and run with it on Hive or Steemit and since it comes with face revealing photos and all, outsized rewards to follow.


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Yeah. The fear of evil robot armies taking our jobs seems real. You can tell by some of the responses to my post. LOL.
But for now, quality seems to be a huge driver in POB distribution.


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https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/ is such a good site. If you want to make author profiles for your blog, a pretty nifty tool. AI is going to make fake photos and videos a major problem.

But for now, quality seems to be a huge driver in POB distribution.

Completely agree. POB's distribution is definitely one of the better ones out there. Long may it continue.


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Ok, I have to say that I like this post, but I like to tell you the truth that happily(ok, considering the situation of the country, its debatable) @fireguardian is a Brazilian!! A nice Brazilian by the way...

And man, you have something with balls haven't you? you talked about them again... the last contest you're talking about a dog with a ball, that lately go to see iron balls, this is a ballish(ok, I searched for the meaning of this word, and I only say: keep the ball in the game) thing you are doing eh? What about talking about squares? or hexagons? No? Ok. Stay focused in the balls then. You're doing a good and round work!!


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Lol. Yeah. It wouldn't be funny, if it was true. I like him a lot.

I don't know about the balls thing. I didn't even remember using that phrase. I had to use the str+f search to find, what you're talking about. "I have you by the hexagons" just doesn't sound as nice.


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Yeah, thinking about it now, it's really doesn't sound nice, but can confuse people... think about it, sometimes it's nice to confuse people.


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