How to make bank on POB - A Roast

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Why?

I recently broke 1k staked POB ! This means I'm independent now, bitches! I don't need you anymore! It's time to risk offending some people and see what happens! Whoop!Whoop!

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The rules

  1. No names
    I want this to be a subtle smirky kind of roast. I'm way too classy and gentlemanly to point fingers!

  2. No namecalling
    Same reason. I'm classy. I want to make fun of POB and unlike somepoeple I wouldn't sink so low, that I start calling people midwits or another randomly chosen insult.

  3. No bad blood
    What happens in this post, stays in this post. Chances of this working out are nearly zero. People will feel, like I was attacking them specifically and my following posts will suffer. But hey. It's fun and it's me! I can afford to be a little bit more real now. I could earn decent money simply curating.


How to be successful on POB

1. The Revoluzzer!

Pretend to be oppressed. Make bank! Turn into whale! Keep pretending you're oppressed, because some people far lower on the totempole dare to downvote your 300 POB posts, talking about people hating you, because they can't handle how awesome you are. Doesn't matter if you ramble. Doesn't matter if your posts are pointless. POB loves that shit!

2. Mention that you Brazilian.

I'm pretty sure 50% of POB are Brazilian. When you're in doubt, just mention it and possibly even straight up demand support from fellow brazilians, who might be whales. Who knows? You know! You sly fox!

3. If people complain about your burn posts, just keep burning.

You might think, that POB is all about discussion and consensus, but it turns out, it doesn't really matter what others think. (Which would be pretty lucky for me) There might be 3 extremely popular posts, that disagree with your burn post and not a single person might defend you, but your burn post won't suffer from it. Just keep going!

4. Somebody made a lot of POB with a specicif point? Just steal it!

POB loves discussing the development of POB and internal politics. So we will upvote anyone who starts a discussion.And if a discusson has been started? Just do exactly the same thing again ! Again and again! 4 people can easily earn a lot of POB by stating the exact same opinion within 2-3 days!

5. Don't know what to write? Just tell people about POB in POB!

We all commited ourselves to POB and depend to its' success. So what could make us any happier than being told, that we made the right decision? Go on! Tell us how great POB is and how everyone should join POB and invest into POB and never sell any POB! Yay echochambers!


Roast the host

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Every good rost ends with the host getting his due. So feel free to ruin me in the comments. Just remember the big three rules and feel free tos teal this idea! I would love to make this a tradition, where people make a roastpost, when they reach a certain milestone in their POB carreer.


"You will never work in this town again"

Do what you must. I already got everything I wanted out of you fools. It was all for that sweet sweet POB and you can't take it from me anymore.

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As someone who has crossed the same mark yesterday I condone your actions, nice roast.

Now for you, I will go with the most popular one: I don't read your content so I cant roast you :)

This post was full of entertainment for me. I first read it very seriously as I felt it would be a great guidance to be successful on this platform and I am seriously considering to apply for the Brazilian citizenship.
Do you know what is the exact process to apply?
Look at my wallet and you will understand I am really oppressed, which means I have 2 of 5 qualities. I would also try to share some posts which would be blank kinda posts. I just loved reading it.


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Genious!!!! hahahahahaha

I think I got 4 out of five, and I'll leave it at that because hey, I'm Brazilian!

6 - Hey, I'm always around asking questions for POB and interacting in some comments, but I kind of never really do anything to help the tribe... Only like to tell people that POB ruined my week!

7 - IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU, KEEP YOUR DISTANCE and also drink a lot of water, love yourself and meditate in the sun with your eyes looking at it.

8 - #leofinance = DOWNVOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

9 - I comment on every post, literally any post, and always empty comments with the tag of the person who posted. Then I go and sell all that I gain, without staking 0.00001 POB.

10 - What I do in my posts and that's my problem. Here is a cookie for you.

I never roasted before, and I'm not sure people will get all of them, but it was good to get out of my system... hehehe

Thanks for sharing mate!


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Haha. Well done. Clearly none of these are about me.

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7 - IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU, KEEP YOUR DISTANCE and also drink a lot of water, love yourself and meditate in the sun with your eyes looking at it.

LOL. You've got some crackers in here.


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Mention that you Brazilian.

I am not a Brazilian, what do you think if I am a fan of the Brazilian soccer team? ?????


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Nope. No upvotes for you. Only real Brazilians get rich on being Brazilians.


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I think I do not have to drink sianida coffee because I am not a Brazilian.

oh, another Brazilian? Here is your share!


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Thanks , now I am "a Brazilian"


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Mention that you Brazilian

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I loved this post, I laughed from beginning to end. Unfortunately I won't be able to burn you because I don't know you very much, but I really liked the publication, POB needs more quality content like this.

Maybe I will make a report at the end of the month on BR on the pob, I believe we are on 5 or 6.


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LOL. Okay, that was amusing. I have seen all that in my travels around curating content. I haven't read enough of your stuff to properly roast you so have an up vote. Soon you will have enough POB to leave all us plebs behind. ;)


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" I haven't read enough of your stuff to properly roast you"
The most popular roast. :(

Well done. :D


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If no one is reading your stuff, how did you get to 1000 POB?🤔

Seriously though, causing a little self reflection amongst the group is a good thing. 👍


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Looks like there's a new whale in town! Congratulations on crossing the 1,000 POB mark.

That was really funny and I think being able to laugh at ourselves and not take things too seriously is a sign of maturity.


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We brazilians love the internet and social media, and games too. We dominate everywhere, in all ways. Gibe me maney plox.


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Yessir. Take my upvote.


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Wow, thanks!


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I love "socialized" and monetized platforms too! I am not Brazilian however


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This is funny,but as funny as it sounds,it had alot of truth in it...


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As a child he played as a goalkeeper and when he managed to stop a ball he screamed "taffarel" at the top of his lungs, if that counts as being Brazilian? I plead guilty ..


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We can't count that.

I was called "slow-mo-Ronaldo" as a child, because I was slow (and fat) but I could predict others well enough to trick them anyway. So I would be Brazilian, too. :)


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LoL means then that you had a kind of sixth sense which allowed you to outsmart the fastest ..

You have reminded me of a childhood companion who was very good at soccer, although part of all his genius was in the strength he used when holding the ball, at that time if you complained about a fault, you went through weak ... You can imagine the kind of fury that was unleashed throughout the game! The next day and despite the fights of the previous day, everything was in a clean slate, we were ready for another battle.


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Yeah. There are always those guys, who consider football a martial arts and will turn every friendly little match amongst friends into a battle.


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oh, another Brazilian? Here is your share!


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This was a great laugh, respect. I'm thankful that we've got others here who have a sense of humour and don't take themselves too seriously. Roast posts for when people reach a milestone is a great idea, @juanmiguelsalas is just about to reach 1,000 himself, I wonder if he'll take up the opportunity.

You'll not be losing me as a follower any time soon, I'm looking forward to the next one!


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i am from brazil and i feel oppressed, can you help? pretty please. i will be a good boy I promise... lol


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oh, another Brazilian? Here is your share!


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Lol you are far too kind kind sir....🤭


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all the points that you mention above are almost all very relatable to what happened to POB, lol how i love this post mate! XD


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This cracked me up. #4 is my fav esp. the statement "4 people can easily earn a lot of POB by stating the exact same opinion within 2-3 days". Love it.


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This is a crazy good post. I just loved the point you said -
"5. Don't know what to write? Just tell people about POB in POB!". I have seen this trick being used by many over here in the hope of getting some decent votes. As the value of token grows a lot of hilarious posts would come up on this platform.


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