The COMedy Rumble: Laughing is good for you.
I have never participated in a comedy post before. But as I saw this one, I knew I have things to tell you guys to make you laugh. Hahaha. Without wasting time, come let's laugh, it's a Saturday.
I WALKED OUT OF BATHROOM NAKED AND THEN....
It's normal to walk out of bathroom naked, for some. But for me, on this day, while on honey moon, I was to bathe with hubby but just then, he got a call. I went in to bathe and finished without him. As I finished, I decided to walk romantically to meet him in the living room and play with him while he receives the call. I was hearing his voice, still talking. Haha.
Behold as I walked into the sitting room, he was there but not alone. Jeez!!!. He was there with his best friend, a man!!!
That call he got was to come open the gate for his friend. The voice I kept hearing, which I thought he was on phone was he and his friend discussing real life. I almost passed out while the man looked in both confusion and bewilderment, or can I say excitement? See him. Hahaha.
Hahahaha. I would have preferred if I was swallowed up by the ground. How do I turn back my butt and run back to the room?
Hahaha. Just imagine the look on hubby's face. He was speechless
MY WRAPPER REMOVED IN PUBLIC.
I was trying to make stew and the light went off. I took my tomatoes out to a commercial grinding machine opposite our house. There were many boys outside, both in front of my house and the other house. Many passersby too. 😂.
As the madam was grinding the tomatoes, I decided to go near the engine and peep to know if the tomato is almost grinded. As I came near, the fan belt or can I say rolling belt? It picked my wrapper, I tried to hold my wrapper but it was faster. It took the wrapper from me and left me standing with only pant and a bra top. Hahahahaha. I can laugh now because it's past but that day I cried a river. 😭 😭. The whole boys and passers by laughed at me but the woman grinding quickly removed her wrapper she tied on her gown and wrapped me. Hahahaha. I couldn't bear the shame, in less than one month, I packed out of that area. "They have seen me finish". Hahahahaha.
I FORGOT TO ZIP UP MY SKIRT
I went to the well to fetch water one day in the new house I moved to after the tomato incident. 😂 There I met the landlord who engaged me in a discussion. I can't even remember the topic. Hahaha.
As we discussed, I kept bending down to get water from the well. Unfortunately it was a small fetcher I used. So I fetched several times until the bucket got filled, besides the well was getting dry.
I never knew I didn't zip up my skirt, my landlord was busy feeding his eyes on my buttocks as I bent to fetch. Hahaha.
When I got inside, ready to remove my skirt and bath, then I found that my zip was undone and I had no pant on. Hahahahaha.
I had removed the thing earlier 😂, ready to bathe when I found that the water was not enough. So I threw my skirt on, did the button but forgot to zip up. For many days, I avoided seeing my landlord. I was just imagining him saying "your yansh black Sha" ( meaning, " mehn, you have a black butt" hahaha or "you fine reach yansh" (O boy, that butt is beautiful" hahahaha. I would have packed out again. Hahahaha.
Why couldn't he leave or correct me? I wish he had fallen into the well while looking at me. Hahaha
I guess I was careless these three occasions, right? I have learnt better now. No seeing me again. Hahaha. I have grow up. I don't go out without my tight on. No more seeing anything for free. Hahahaha.
Like I said, it's my first, I am glad I participated. Join in here, guys.
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