Punday Monday 199! Make jokes, get prizes!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is doctor!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Entry from @cmplxty, @quinnertronics, @theabsolute

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@quinnertronics

And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?

  • HSBI

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This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Doctor
As in,
What do doctors order at the bar? Shots.

OH THAT”S -
an
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.

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What’s the problem with going to the gastroenterologist to then have a conversation about you not wanting a colonoscopy? They are a little anal about you having one.

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You probably didn't know this, but Dr. Fauci used to be a professional boxer. His uppercut was pretty weak, but he could sure get people with his jab

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Did you hear about the veterinarian from new jersey that closed her business to go dedicate her life to helping large river beasts in Africa?

I think she took the Hippocratic Oath a little too seriously.

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