My entry for the FIRST Ladies of Hive Contest!

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I'm a member and in the Mod Squad of "Ladies of Hive" (no, not womyns of hive!) and this is a giveaway contest and to read the rules/etc. here is the link to the original post. https://hive.blog/hive-124452/@ladiesofhive/ladies-of-hive-community-contest-1

Of the choices for the contest I choose......drumroll......more drumroll..... If you would get 100 dollars now, what would be the first thing you would do with that amount?

Thinking, Thinking, Thinking! Wow, I just leaned over to grab my steaming hot mug of black coffee and there happened to be a One Hundered dollar bill just sitting there! I have not a clue how it got there and am going to assume it was a magical fairy who left me some money as a karmic bonus for doing so much work , I mean super fun stuff on the Hive Blockchain.

As I get hyped on the caffeine and feel it course through my body and perk me up on a rather gloomy and grey day, many thoughts about what to do with this moolah come to mind. Should I go get a ton of Kylie Jenner lipgloss? (NO) Should I buy myself some fancy new Crocs? (No) Should I literally raid the Ben and Jerry section of the grocery store and take all the good flavors and leave nothing for anyone else. (No)

Should I buy some penny stocks or some coins or am I rather tired of that? Should I go adopt a Great Dane puppy? Perhaps a case of wine would be a wise idea given my penchant for it before I do podcasts (supposedly)? After long deliberation I decided to do what I've been doing with some extra hundos lately anyhow................. BUY MORE HIVE!!!!

I'm now in a funky yoga pose and meditating to give thanks to the Universe for showering me with a hundred dollar surprise that's fictional yet functional. The person I'm inviting into LOH as per the rules state is @whatsup. I think I covered all the bases here and hope that my magical money fantasy given to me by either a fairy princess or a unicorn made you giggle even for a little.

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Hahaha... funky!

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hehe, fixed glaring typos but glad you liked
thought the "I should buy a ton of Kylie Jenner lip goop" was kinda funny
thanks for the <3

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Ahahah you're so funny! I really liked this post 😂

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thanks, glad you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Anything that can combine a contest, fairies, unicorns and money is a win/win! lulz ;)

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Wait, you're serious here, no Kylie Jenner gloss? No Ben & Jerry's icecream? But,... Uhmmm ya, don't know what to say. Uhmmm... Besides, Lady that is a very smart choice. YOU ROCK!

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lol, thanks ditto! this was fun to do

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Haha! What a fantastic post and clever.

I don't do girl groups. I just don't see the point. I dislike being lumped into gender groups, whether they are supportive or not.

It's a weird twist I know!

Wish you all the best with your group, and I love that you are doing it and thought of me.

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I don't do girl groups either but this is empowerment 😉

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thank you so much for reading it and being supportive, Glad to see "The Pulse" Discord and shows on there doing well and feel like there's a lot of FUN and good stuff going on that imho is gonna make Hive better then the competition where it's all KYC and so many rules it snuffs some of the fun out.
gracias wu

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You always have such a way with words ! And that raid for those two guys B and J was a great idea too. Thanks for being the foray lady to enter ! Gotta run now gonna buy some Kylie shit now

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yeahhhh when I talk about WAP and 'luxury bloggers' in a funny way damn do some get mad which is good because it just make people maybe dig around my blog and get eyes on other things am into like THIS! Thanks for a fun contest, think it will be HOT HOT HOT

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You always have such a way with words ! And that raid for those two guys B and J was a great idea! Thanks for taking part as the First Lady , love it
Gotta rum I am going to buy some Kyle shit now

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got a double bubble post which happens but uv the other comment, thanks

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Much be a glitch after the edit of GOTTA RUM hahahha

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lol , I gotta Rum sometimes hahahahaha, actually don't drink rum but am married to someone on here called Rum, it's very odd lmfao,
REALLY THIS CONTEST IS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! links in there to join the GROUP, LOH
I am very VERY VERY choosy on putting banners up on anything unless I believe in the ethics/mission of it and have been in awhile so......well people will take that for what it is but it's not only some who are on here biz minded , making money is not a bad thing at all ;)

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Leading the way with the first entry! You are quite marvelous. Excuse me now while I go look for my magical $100. It must be here somewhere!

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thank you kindly, lol, you never know , there may be a fairy who leaves 100 dollar bills around ;)

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Thank you for your engagement on this post, you have recieved ENGAGE tokens.

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Hahahahaha, I love your writing style! You cracked me up lady!
And now I'm honestly excited to write one of my own for this contest, as at this point, I do not have a clue what I would immediately spend it on.

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Ooh, I would never had guessed that you would use it to buy some Hive - what a cool choice lol :)

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No point buying the lip gloss cause you'd lick it all off you lips after eating the Ben N Jerry's...mmmm Ben n Jerry's...mmmmm

Anyway, would you also really want to eat icecream after drinking a case of wine...well okay, maybe not the whole case....but then would you want to drink wine after eating the icecream....hmmmm conundrum there perhaps, or perhaps not as you have also thrown a puppy and some stocks into the mix too...

So stocks n things, I can't comment on, but I can say that instead of spending that entire $100 on buying a puppy (plus the rest...) you could always adopt a furbaby...

But in the end, I think that you did the best thing- bought more Hive which will then earn you more hive and THEN you can go and get all of those things on your wishlist when the hive has increased tenfold!

Great job @battleaxe. LOVE YA WORK!! 👍😀

So is this $100 USD? Cause if that's it the case, then that about $170-ish AUD!

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$100 USD I would presume rather than $100 CAD, choices I'd make if this strange notion of varying fiat currency values add a layer or two of decision making confusion, but the end choice in Canadian market place also has its issues as it is not as diverse a market place for a first world country as most shoppers may think. I better put my comment into a post than dragging this out in a comment 🤔🤗

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Your creative mind and awesome use of gifs in your posts never fail to make us laugh! @battleaxe

Good luck in the contest!💗💵💄💸

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"Buy more HIVE" is always as good as a tiara!

Good luck and may you have more hive!

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Great choice after much deliberation. Hive's a keeper and probably won't be high maintenance, lol. Appreciate you sharing your choice in this first contest. It was fun. I opted for the money too to spread some much needed cheer.

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