Dear Santa // Hive Creative Contest [ENG-ESP]
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Mr. Santa Claus
North Pole
Dear Santa:
I hope you are well, that all the elfs are in good health and that Mrs. Claus is too! I hope that the corona virus has not reached there.
I am writing to tell you that I have been a good girl this year and I have been quiet at home, so don't hesitate to leave me whatever you want under the tree, but in case they are in a pandemic also in the North Pole and don't have many employees/resources to prepare many things, well nothing, I understand that too.
If you hear bad things from me, don't listen to them, they are just envious that they don't want you to give me anything, but well, I think you know that already, because you have your evaluation team and everything.
I also want to ask you if you know Hive.blog, I think everyone would love to read your stories and adventures. We would especially love to see your real face, since we are used to the image that Coca-Cola doesn't show (bearded, chubby and fat), who knows if you are a muscular sugar daddy right now - he laughs - because I don't know, I say that that pansa doesn't suit a man as sporty as you, who has to go through the whole world, up and down all the chimneys, and into the houses (I don't know how to do it) in 24 hours. Just saying.
In case I'm right, won't you have a child out there in the 20-30's or so that you want to give me away? I accept it with pleasure, tell him I'm making some Christmas cookies to die for, I left some pictures at the end of the letter for you to see, they are works of art.
Ahh and I almost forgot, how is Rodolfo and the reindeer? Someday I'd like to meet them too. May you all have a beautiful Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Please don't leave me in oblivion,
A kiss for you and your family, with love
Tripode
Sr. Santa Claus
Polo Norte
Querido Santa:
Espero que estés bien, que todos los elfos estén en salud y que la Señora Claus también! Espero que el corona virus no haya llegado hasta allá.
Te escribo para decirte que he sido buena niña este año y he estado tranquilita en casa, así que no dudes en dejarme lo que quieras debajo del arbolito, pero en caso de que estén en pandemia también en el Polo Norte y no tengan muchos empleados/recursos para preparar muchas cosas, pues nada, lo entiendo también.
Si escuchas por ahí cosas malas de mí, no les hagas caso, solo son envidiosos que no quieren que me regales nada, pero bueno, creo que ya eso lo sabes, porque tienes tu equipo de evaluación y todo.
También quiero preguntarte si conoces Hive.blog, creo que a todos les encantaría leer tus historias y aventuras. Especialmente nos encantaría ver tu cara real, ya que estamos acostumbrados a la imagen que no enseña Coca-Cola (barbudo, rechoncho y gordo), quien sabe si ahorita eres un sugar daddy musculoso - se ríe - porque no se, digo yo que esa pansa no le pega a un hombre tan deportista como tu, que tiene que pasar por todo el mundo, subir y bajar por todas las chimeneas, y entrar a las casas (no se como lo hacer) en 24 horas. Just saying.
En caso de que tenga la razón, ¿No tendrás un hijo por ahí, más o menos en los 20-30 que me quieras dejar de regalo? Lo acepto con gusto, dile que preparo unas galletas de navidad para morirse, dejé algunas fotos al final de la carta para que veas, son obras de arte.
Ahh y casi se me olvidaa, como está Rodolfo y los renos? Algún día quisiera conocerlos también. Que todos tengan una hermosa Navidad y Prospero año nuevo.
No me dejes por favor en el olvido,
Un beso para tí y tu familia, con amor,
Trípode
Photos taken by me with Samsung A50
This is my entry for the contest of ¨Hive Creative Contest¨ created by @zord189, this week consists of writing a letter to Santa, here I leave the link
Esta es mi entrada para el concurso de ¨Hive Creative Contest¨ creado por @zord189, esta semana consiste en escribirle una carta a Santa aquí dejo el link
How did you photoshop my body onto another man??
hahahahahaha I did a course
Ohh interesting! You can just say if you need a picture ;)
hahahahaha And you would send me one?
You apperantly stalk me on instagram enough to get a picture like that of me. So you properly have plenty already ;)
I actually found it in facebook😂 but it is never too much
Damn haha xD
Don't worry! I am working on it! :p
On what? on your body? hahahah
¡Me encantó tu carta querida @tripoide!😊 ¡Muy creativa y emotiva al mismo tiempo! ¡Deseo que se cumplan todos tus deseos para esta navidad! ¡Un abrazo!🌹
hahahah Muchas gracias Yohanys por tus hermosas palabras y por tu visita! Ojalá se me cumplan también😂😂
Those cookies look delicious, Santa will leave something under the tree.
hahahahah you really think so?
Hola @tripode que astuta eres, quieres conocer el mundo y que mejor que ser la nuera de San Nicolás, muy bien pensado 🤔
Jejejeje 🤣 saludos.
hahahaahahahah verdad que sii?? Muchas gracias por tu visitaa y tu divertido comentario!
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Lol, nice letter! And delicious cookies! Hopefully Santa will read the letter ;)
hahaahaha thank you so much!! I hope he reads it too
Hahaha. Yeah, Santa must be pretty built to be able to get all that done; on the flip side, I think his diet consists of nothing but cookies.
hahahahahaha That´s also true!! A diet full of candy is not very good for health😂😂😂 Thanks for your good visit! I really appreciate it.
But what if he hears that you've been kicking my ass mercilessly? Me, a poor old defenseless senior citizen. Not a good look :)
It's a wonderful letter. Thanks for sharing it with us?
Well Santa, if you are reading this, remember the part on the letter where i told you not to believe anything people can say, this man @bigtom13 is lying, how could i kick someone´s ass? i´m to little and kind for it 🤭😇
Santa KNOWS. I was maybe 15 and my mom kicked my ass (in fun) and broke her toe. If my sainted mother could kick my ass, anybody could.
hahahahahaa bla bla bla
What a funny letter! I think Santa may totally be doing Cross Fit, being able to handle all that in 24 hours!
hahahahaha yeahh, he must be!!! 😂😂😂😂 Thank you so much for your visit!
Oh, if he is all that, I think you need to share!! After you take care of @bigtom13!!
Thanks for sharing! :)
hahahahah i bet Santa has a huge family with a lot of good brothers and sons😂
And when I become ms.Clause, I'll convince my husband to gift @bigtom13, some coal, he has been very bad boy.😂
Yeah, OK. It's cold here I could use the coal.
Haha so christmassy and so good!
hahahahah thank you so much!
Oh Boy, for that you deserve an extra little @tripode good to see a younger Santa for a change, getting tired of the old one who should have retired long ago!
Yeah right!!!! hahahahahahah we all need a younger Santa! Thank you so much for your visit!
Definitely would cheer up the mothers of a home dreaming of a vibrant younger guy slithering down that chimney.
hahahah yeah right!!! I need one of those in my christmas tree. Thank you so much for your comment!!
This is really funny, @tripode. I laughed out loud. Great job and good luck in the contest!
hahahahah Thank you so much!! Very glad that you liked it!