RE: Miscellaneous stuff and tired jokes
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Too many puns - too many funnies! This is too good! you have to find more, I dare you! How much PORN did you buy?
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Too many puns - too many funnies! This is too good! you have to find more, I dare you! How much PORN did you buy?
What porn? I don't have porn? I do not know what you are talking about! I have never looked at porn and do not know what you mean! I am not a buyer! Or a seller! Do not look at that closet! Do not open that folder or... or... or... we all exhale for the last time and the world collapses in to a tiny dot!
Hahahhaha I don't sy in other people's wallets so I can't confirm or deny your acquisition of porn. I reckon sticking to dirty magazines hidden under your mattress is a safer bet!
This rambling also reminds of the time I found my brother's home made porno on his USB!
OMG. And you didn't go blind?
Man there I wanted to blind myself!! It's a funny story though. And also partly my own fault I saw it!!
My opinion is that everything that I see is always 100% my own fault. So that could be true in your case too.
But I can imagine that you would have done anything to rewind the time, wipe your brain clean and not see what you did. I am soooooo sorry. So sorry. 🤣🤣🤣
I hope you tell the story here some day. Just between the two of us. :D
LOL it will actually be a great post. I will write it soon!
It is kinda my fault coz I was spiteful! So the wheel turned and burnt my eyes out!
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