When you are a duck it means that you can drink cold water while standing on the edge of an ice floe.
When you're a duck it means you can walk barefoot in the snow.
When you are a duck it means that you can spend time with other ducks.
When you are a duck it means that you can swim in cold water and not get cold.
When you are a duck it means that you can stand out beautifully against the background of white snow.
When you are a duck it means that you can start a frosty morning with a beautiful flight.
When you are a duck, it means that you can hide your head in the water and show your ass to the photographer you are tired of.