Prizes for jokes! Punday Monday 194!

in Comedy - Open Mic2 months ago

Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is April Fool’s Day!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Entry from @theabsolute, @cmplxty, @quinnertronics

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@theabsolute!

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This Week's Pun Topic Is:

April Fool’s Day

As in,

I was shocked to discover that the store was sold out of waterproof doilies until I realized… everyone must be preparing for
A Frill Pool’s Day.

OH THAT”S -
an
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.

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My friend decided to go out to the bar after a few months of staying away from them since he wasn’t having any success. He ended up meeting this awesome chick, things went great so he took her home. The next morning when they woke up and she said to him:
“You know when I said I was on birth control last night?”
“Yeah that was awesome, I usually wear a condom”
“Well, would it suck if I said April fools?... because I’m not.”

Womp womp he knocked up a one nightstand!

i couldn't think of a good april fool's pun this week....well, that's A FIRST

Times like these the pretender will try to get the best of you. Shame shame my hero, if a monkey wrench gets thrown your way, walk, because I'll be walking after you.

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