Hand Model Hand Job Contest Winner.
Give yourselves a hand, this has been an epic contest with hand jobs from all over the globe. 55 total entries.
Some say this is hands down the greatest contest steem has ever had.
It all started when @mckenziegary had an excellent idea for a hand modeling contest.
I posted my amazing hand model pic and it kicked off a week of posts.
In the comments of that post, @tarazkp had the genius idea of making #handjob a contest tag as well haha
and then it begun...
@soyrosa showed us the existential pain and rawness of being a hand model and legitimized the contest right off the bat by setting a very high bar. I mean just look at this:
Stunning.
Then @tarazkp entered his Fondling of the Family Jewels:
Marvelous.
Then we had entries from @bucipuci @greatnorthcrypto and @oldtimer:
@johndoer123 showed us a day in the life of a hand model, from waking up to family time to working out to relaxing in a completely open unabashed way:
LOL
then @lordneroo entered the contest with his rock and roll style:
Then the artistic alien @juliakponsford raised the bar even higher with her creative hand modeling post, even making a hand snake!
dafuq
Then we had 3 more entries from @por500bolos @phortun and @victoriabsb
Unfortunately @derangedvisions heard about the contest and entered his literal shitpost into the running lmao
I had to let him know whats up:
then @wesphilbin @klye @joythewanderer and @olivia08 entered their hands:
Then there was some SCANDAL as @isaria tried to cheat in her post by including baby yoda... (i mean really? baby yoda?)... (also my decapitated head?) DISQUALIFIED!
Disqualified.
Then entries from @brittandjosie @sayee @ace108 and @olivia08:
@galenkp @badseedalchemist @bliss11 @wwwiebe and @janaveda
@deyadena @pradeepdee6 @mattsanthonyit @jurich60
@tygertyger @maxili63 @hasstrecht
@nachomolina made a post basically stealing @whatsup's thunder:
look at those coke nails
There was even a cat fight between @whatsup and @soyrosa! (hawt)
this guy @abitcoinskeptic fisted a chicken!
This guy, @firefly2020, took cool underwater shots:
this guy @maxwellmarcusart drew on his hands:
For some reason asian males (@eonwarp, @andywong31) have very nice hands!
This was one of the secrets judges favorite entries by @thekittygirl:
This guy @bluemoon showed off his wine making hands!
there were many more entries by @bidesign @bigtakosensei @sacra97 @issymarie @belkisa @naylet @breezin @marybellrg @marblely @bengy and @drakernoise
thank you all for entering! :)
Now for the moment you've been waiting for:
THE WINNER:
@borjan!!!
https://steemit.com/handmodel/@borjan/my-entry-for-the-hand-model-competition
thIs post had 40+ photos showcasing the hand doing various things like
nature posing:
pickpocketing:
doing drugs:
holding bugs:
holding a fish covered in cocaine:
and many many more!.
Congratulations @borjan and thank you everyone that entered (if i forgot your name I apologize, this post took me 80 hours to make)
steem will be sent after i hit post.
If you have any ideas for future contests let me know in the comments and I hope you all have a nice holiday season :)
congrats @borjan :)
Still can't believe how your little call for photos got ALL THESE ENTRIES :')
PS: My name isn't spelled b-o-r-j-a-n, please try again.
Lol yours was good but it needed more drugs and crime!
:')
Okay okay, I will do a more criminal photoshoot next time :D
I would like to file a complaint with the secret judges for my disqualification thank you for your attention to this important matter.
The secret judges said to flag you. Thats the final decision, case closed.
hate you
Also congrats @borjan!!!
Hahaha I’ve enjoyed every line/pic on your post!
Unfortunately I was too busy and out of ideas to make mine’s to be nice but hey it was all about taking fun, doesn’t it?
Waiting for your new occurrence XD
Love’n hugs over there ❤️
Thank you for entering :)
Congratulations @borjan! And thanks @soundwavesphoton, for posting this more than a few hands-full of handy hand-jobs. You handled it well, even the backhanded entry from the lovely @isaria; I'm sure it wasn't a hand over fist decision to handily disqualify such cuteness (baby Yoda has all our hearts in the palm of his hand) ;-) This was hands down one of the most entertaining posts handed to me in a while now... thank you 🙏🏼👍🏻👌🏻👏🏻
Lmaooooo
Congratulations @borjan. This challenge was great fun. I like to participate :-)
Well, I think the little fish covered in cocaine is the best of all lol.
Congratulations @borjan!
Thanks @soundwavesphoton and to all those who participated in such creative ideas I loved seeing the photos
Congrats to the winner, the handjob contest had some very stiff competition!!!
I believe natural progression would be to move on to a holiday foot model competition, I'm willing to contribute 25 steem to the prize pool. Never underestimate the power of a festive footjob to start off the new year right!!!
Hahaha! What a wonderful contest and some absolutely fantastic entries! Congratulations @borjan!
Thank you so much for hosting this fun contest. You ended up getting a very decent response. Kudos to all participants and congrats to @borjan! I am so glad I told him to join the contest :) This guy is just so creative and his posts are some of the most original stuff you can see on Steem.
Congratulations to all the hands involved in the contest, I had a lot of fun, both creating the post for the contest and watching so many cool and funny ideas from other participant ... will the handmodel and handjob tags maybe remain after the contest? They are cool tags :) and hands can tell many stories.
I apologize that you didn't name me ha,ha,ha.
Congratulations @borjan! Doing drugs and holding bugs... Definitely pretty hardcore for the win!
I missed the result. Congratulations to the winner. He deserves it.