Some Poop for Swoop - Hand Model Competition
I am the best hand model out there
@soundwavesphoton seems to think he is the best hand model out there, so he is running this Hand Model Competition that has a prize pool of 50 Steem. Little does he know that I was actually a hand model in my former life.
I am such a good hand model that I don't even need to clip my nails or put lotion on my dry skin. All I need to do is go scoop some cat turds out of the litter box, set up my photo studio, grab my camera (other hand of course) and start shooting off some dope pictures.
Luckily my cats laid some fresh poopies for me so they were nice and soft. I had to be very delicate with them as any professional hand model should, because if I were to handle the turds too rough, they would lose their perfect shape.
Now I couldn't leave out my dogs and just showcase my cat's droppings, so I braved the elements and collected some primo dog shit off of the lawn. As you can see if you look closely, you can see the leaves that are frozen to them. Now look even closer just because.
Now this snow covered beauty has plenty of Titus hair in it, so I am assuming that it is one of Titus' turds and he ingested the hairs when he grooms himself.
Now this is a thing of beauty right there. The hand in the shot is what really completes this picture and it can only be done with an experienced hand model of my caliber.
If you want to take part in this contest, click on this link here, just know that you will be entering for fun and you stand no chance against a true professional hand model like me.
But in all seriousness, this shit stunk when I was shooting it and the dog poop started to thaw, so make sure you click on that vote button if this post made you laugh just a tiny bit. And you should enter the contest, it is a fun way to try and win some Steem.
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Lol its perfect! You got so much Turdo coin @derangedvisions!
The things you do for Steem....
hahahah
Quality shitpost right here.
I aim to please.
I did it for myself. I am the best hand model and I needed to prove it.
Wow. Looks like an unbeatable entry. Already the winner for me, great job Wes :)
lol. Your Awesome entry was the one that actually got me motivated to enter.
Really? :D Well, mine includes a lot of photos but I think none of them is as cool as yours here :D
These are by far the worst hand modeling pics ive ever seen.
Maybe if this was a shitty finger competition you'd have a chance lmaooooo.
There isn't a single full hand in any of these pics! A few of them have more shit than hand!
Haha thanks for the laughs, youre the reason lots of people will smile today...
because you're a joke.
lol
What the hell are you feeding your animals? That looks like squashed up Reeses Peanut Butter Cups or something. When Sam pinches off a loaf it's for real and serious. Gloves are in order, at least two layers...
Yes, it made me laugh. Thank you my friend.
They eat grain free and gluten free food. Some fish formula.
At first, I was like...
And then I was like, "Is he FOR REAL touching doody?!"
Finally, I was like, "OMG! HE'S TOUCHING DOODY!!!"
Honestly, come to think about it... I don't even remember your hands...
Probably because they were doing such an amazing job at presenting the doo.
Props. Ya got some good working hands there.
It’s just poop. No big deal.
I don't even need to enter because this is already the winner hands down
You can try. I think some softer poo like diarrhea might get a better response. Where there is a will, there is a way.
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Thank you for this... though I am going to be wiping the coffee off my laptop for days thank you... good stuff brother lol...
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Seriously I dont know what I am going to see next with these handy shit posts.
lol, these are all getting pretty weird.
Surely it can't get shitter than this 🤣
Trust me, it can.
You are truly a hand model.
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Thanks. I try my best, lol
I'm impressed. That'd be a crappy way to win a competition, and I wish you the best of luck for coming in second, right behind me!
It would be an honor to come in second after your wood.
WAAAAY beyond funny!!!! Now i know I'm not the only one that gives swoopy poopy. Seriously,I have to constantly feed him shit sandwiches or he never shuts up.😁...
But on a serious note, did you actually happen to see our exchange on palnet server in discord? Because, this is similar to what i was giving him there.😂🤣😂
I'm glad that you liked it. I didn't see the exchange you guys had in the server though. Your entry was pretty awesome.
Thank you friend. And here is a snippet for your reading pleasure.😂🤣😂
Oh man!
I aim to please, lol
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Crazy shit!💩🤭
This version of "Frozen" won't be coming to theatres near us anytime soon!🤣
Gotta hand it to you -- a lot of brave mixed with a serving of insane...
Good luck in the contest! @derangedvision
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