Get nasty, laugh hysterically and disturb that your over serious neighbor

in funny •  3 months ago 

Advice to guys and ladies that are in relationship

Please don't End Up Being Boring All In The Name Of Being Caring.
I mean, how can u call your boyfriend or girlfriend as early as 5am and be asking questions like:

Are you awake?

If you ask me that, I will politely respond that I am not awake but still sleeping and as a matter of fact, it is my ghost that is pick up the call, I could also respond that I'm not awake, I'm dream talking.

Another nonsense question is

Have u Eaten at an early hour of 5:30am?

Sister, I am not on food prescription, neither do I sell food or a cook to anyone. So let me ask You, You Yourself Have u Eaten?

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