Funny story #20 So there is an afterlife! What’s it like?

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Sid and Irv are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Irv dies. Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife. Then one day he gets a call. It’s Irv. "So there is an afterlife! What’s it like?" Sid asks. "Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back to sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex, take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep and wake up the next day." "Oh, my God," says Sid. "So that’s what heaven is like?" "Oh no," says Irv. "I’m not in heaven. I’m a bear in Yellowstone Park."

Source: research from internet

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What we did not expect was that the animals actually lived in heaven even though they simply existed on earth. Do you want to be a bear?
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