TIME TO END ALL THIS STRAIGHT SHIT

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Is it possible to remain straight for so long that even when you finally smoke some weed you still write boring drivel that reads like an accountants to do list?


I stopped smoking pot during the lockdown because I didn't want to become a paranoid cunt, but I already was a paranoid cunt, so it didn't work very well, and I have now started smoking pot again.

This reality actually makes more sense when I'm stoned. Being surrounded by people who believe what the voices on their phones tell them, I prefer to believe what the voices in my stash tell me.

And the voices in my tin of primo sticky bud are saying "time to end this straight shit"

No wonder they banned pot, all it takes is a few good tokes and sheeple might start wondering if corona virus is all complete bullshit.

Like many imaginary things, viruses disappear as soon as you light up.


So light up sheeple, light up.
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I stopped smoking pot during the lockdown because I didn't want to become a paranoid cunt

That's why I stopped smoking it in my early twenties. I began getting paranoid and didn't care for the feeling. Was a lifetime ago, but have many fond memories of those days (for years in my teens it was all day every day).

I don't have to worry about the voices from the phone part. Never been much of one to talk, although I do more now than before the stupid cell phones came out. I hate texting even more. Oh for the days when all there were was a home phone you could not answer and say you weren't home or were outside and didn't hear it. Now everyone knows when they get my voicemail, hah.

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Although I do have a cell phone, it's all fake id and i don't respond to any incoming calls or texts - it's a little pocket tablet purely for my own devious purposes!

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For some reason, thc is like kryptonite to me. (which is very strange).

I even had a doctor a long time ago, (ex g/f) wanting to 'guinea pig' me, because of the massive effects that small dosages had on me.
(and it never helps me with pain either!)
I'm weird.

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I'm like that with caffeine - I had two cups of coffee 20 years ago and felt jittery and unable to sleep for 48 hours - never again!

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Is pot legalized in NZ?

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First time user...

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Hell no - don't tell anyone I'm a stoner! I only started 36 years ago...

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I stopped smoking pot during the lockdown because I didn't want to become a paranoid cunt, but I already was a paranoid cunt, so it didn't work very well, and I have now started smoking pot again.

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I stopped smoking pot during the lockdown because I didn't want to become a paranoid cunt, but I already was a paranoid cunt, so it didn't work very well, and I have now started smoking pot again.

You have missed your chance to become a paranoid cunt, @frot. Dr. Edward Snowden has removed paranoia from the list of illnesses. Yes, they are watching over all of us :)

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