Stuck Drawer -5minutefreewrite

For https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-765-5-minute-freewrite-sunday-prompt-stuck-drawer
Stuck? No stuck drawers here, all squeakless and smooth. I love a good drawer. I also love a good painter.

This drawer has all of our board games in it. Lies. It has a list upon which is written all our board games, but we have far too many board games to fit in a single drawer.

Spend a day or two admiring the drawer. The wood fits together like two joined pieces of wood. There’s glue, but it’s imperceptible. You should be very impressed with this drawer. There’s no other drawer like it, really. There are drawers in the world that have some incredible power, but this drawer? This one right here? Amazing. Impressive. Overwhelming. Spend a lot of your time admiring this drawer because it looks like a smarty-pants drawer. Call the drawer handsome. Call it lucrative. Call it by its first name, which is Carla. She loves being called. She calls you on the telephone. Hi, I’m a drawer. Pull me. Look inside. Find your socks.

There’s a secret latch at the bottom of me. It’s behind. It reveals a compartment. The compartment has my underwear. I’m embarrassed about underwear. It’s underwear. So I keep it where no one can find it unless they’re really looking. Why are you looking for my underwear?