No one cares -5minutefreewrite (x3)

I turned last weekend's freewrite into audio! https://andjuggling.com/BeautifulChicken.mp3

For https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/the-weekend-freewrite-6-15-2019-part-3-the-dramatic-twist

That's our motto, and if you can't abide by it, then you are not the type of person...

who finishes sentences.

Oh, but clearly you are. AUGH.

The motto emporium motto signs crashed onto beelzebub's head. Too bad so sad, there wasn't going to be a good story today. The characters leapt from the screen and into the real world. They tore a whole in the fabric of space, time, and reality, and began eating gluons, which are like prions, but stickier.

There were demon bellies on demon heads, and everyone had a tint of whatever color they associated with throbbing organs... oooo risque. Said the DOCTOR

Doctor? Where'd that character come from. Oh, no, that's not a character, that's the real world doctor who happens to be staring over your shoulder right now. NO, don't look. How is it that you can creep yourself out so easily?

Look at Sarah Michelle Gellar. Is she creeped out by doctors? I don't know, I'm not psychic, but my sidekick, psychic Cy Kid, Sighed, kicked the bucket and his spirit told me yes. Yes, she is.

Sorry, your analogy won't fly in these here parts pardner.

ANALOGY? It's flying around her somewhere. Maybe you dropped it. Look. The ground has opened up and is swallowing itself.

Prepare before you see them. They could be dangerous.

COULD BE? Man, there's a lot of yelling in here. But could be?!? The characters are ending the universe, what else is danger than that?

Well, there's boo-boos and owies. And ended universe is not danger. It's not anything. It's not.

Oh, not this. Oh sure. I mean, Michael Ende did it as well as it can be done, trying to describe the nothing. Too bad so sad that it's not something your puny human brain can conceive. O, of course I know all about it.

Hey what's wrong with attaining a little godhood? Oh, that might be fun for a campaign to try to do... what is it that makes someone a god after all? Level 20 druids are pretty godlike. You just gotta get some followers. Sorry, I had an itch. I still have the itch. Ugh, itchy. hmm gotta keep writing, but gotta itch...

OH
so much yelling. Hey hey hey hey hye hye hye hye yeh yeh yeh yeh eyh eyh eyh eyh

Hm

mmm hmmm

Smmmmmmmmmallllll nnnnnnnnooooooobodddiies.

Did I tell you that, during a game, a friend said, "Die!" Lochlan was there and now occasionally he says "die!"

He also says, "up we go!" just like his airplane toy.

the burn hurt

It's not a burn, but a cut. Oh, well, so long as there's a reminder on my finger to be careful, I think i'll be ok.

My

my my my, how the kitty cat has taken the tree to the cardboard box

and other sayings I made up just now off the top of my head.

Pile of cold cuts on a warm day

Ratherisms

Chili cheese dogs and butter my thighs

They aren't all food related, I promise.

Figure eights and eighty figures.. no, eight figures. That's good money.

That includes the decimals? Still. Oh, it includes three decimals? Ok... because it's in steem? So... it's maybe 10,000.000 steem? I mean, for the year, or...?

Ok. Well, it's just part time?

Oh boy.

Oh well, I guess we'll all just hope for the best, hey? and 99,999.999 would be a decent year and that's just the same 8 digits. 8 figures, I mean. Figure eights

What are we doing, here?

I made this picture in 2018