Leering and Arsed -5minutefreewrite

For https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-775-5-minute-freewrite-wednesday-prompt-leering
And
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-776-5-minute-freewrite-thursday-prompt-arsed
He can’t be arsed to leer at a lady. He’s far too humble for such an awful obscenity. He can, however, endeavour to do better.

He spends most of his life lusting after the written word. He wishes every word were written with him in mind.
On his tombstone, he hopes it reads, “All books read, nothing more, so I’m dead.”

Jocelyn Leerington was an avid watcher of male bottoms. She spent most of her days just gazing at them. She didn’t touch, and she didn’t even have any particular preference for shape or size. She just liked watching them all. She didn’t care what covered them either. A plumber showing his crack turned her on neither more nor less than a yoga instructor in cargo shorts. She just knew that there was a butt under there, and that’s what she wanted.
People often asked her if she was related to Kim Kardashian because she had the same general attitude about the world that Ms. Kardashian claimed to have on her Instagram accounts, but no. She was just a strong woman with a penchant for butt-watching. She worked at the Subway making sandwiches.
The sandwiches she made were like the sandwiches everyone else made. There was no real artistry to it, even though her job title was sandwich artists. This bothered her more than it should. She knew that she was being paid minimum wage for grunt work, but she’d much rather be paid minimum wage for work she loved.

That was something she never understood about arguments against communism. They were like, “if we pay people different wages, then who will have to do the crappy work? How will we incentivize people to take the crappy jobs?” There was tons wrong with that question, but most of all… how do we get them to do it now, really? The crappy work also pays the crappiest… you’d think people would refuse to do the crappy jobs unless they got compensated for the job’s crappiness. But no, it seems to work the other way around mostly.
Then she heard about how in Germany there’s no minimum wage because people are worried there will be too many hairdressers if hairdressers get paid a living wage. Because being a hairdresser is the passion of too many people, I guess.
It’s a strange economy.
Butts.

(my butt in a picture by my wife)