Mucal Forensics - Wednesday 5 Minute Freewrite

in Freewriterslast year

Today's Day 866: 5 Minute Freewrite: Wednesday - Prompt: picker from @mariannewest can go a LOT of directions. I went with a probably obvious one but it is fun and not very serious, like all the drama going on now. I may have to come back to this one as it could easily turn into a longer story.

Img Src

Nose gold, snot, mucus, boogers. What ever your preferred nomenclature, Joey loved em. The feel of them against his fingers, the way they rolled around sometimes into nice little balls and others were liquidy and some were extra sticky. The feel of the boogers was only eclipsed by his other worldly love for the taste of his own snot. He had developed a certain palate for them and had become quite adept at defining their flavors. His descriptions all centered around the taste to smell correlation. Joey had figured out the smell of his bedroom and which boogers contained the flavor profile. He learned to define the place that his snot was created. Years of practice had made perfect and Joey had finally made it.

~End 5 Minutes~

Joey stood before the mail box with the letter in his hand, his eyes bulging, his mouth agape, in complete shock at what he had read.

We would like to take this opportunity to officially recognize your invaluable contributions to advancing the science of Mucal Forensics. Through your continued dedication numerous cases have now been solved due to the advances you have made. The crown would like to thank you and extend this offer of:

Employment as The Crown’s Official Head of Mucal Forensics

Please see the Crown Steward for your badge, office, and to meet your division.

The shock slowly began to fade from Joey and he again read the letter, trying hard to determine if it was a joke of not. The letter felt like Crown paper, it had the seal, and was delivered to his mail by Crown Delivery. It all seemed to be true.

“How does anyone know about my research? I haven’t published it anywhere!” Joey’s mind raced through the possibilities. “I’m just a kid who eats his boogers, what is the Crown doing offering me a job?”

For more information about our farm:
Fleming Family Farm
Sustainable & Organic Methods | Heirloom Produce
All images are original works of Fleming Family Farm unless otherwise notated and credited.

If you find this post useful or entertaining, your support is greatly appreciated by upvoting, following, and sharing!

FFF Runic.png


Well that was pretty nauseating, and as for the photo.......!-!_)0!

I think it is a reflection of my feelings for the mess going on right now. 🤢

I hear you!

Um that is so ewww... I used to teach Sunday school for toddlers and nothing grosses me out like bugger eating. 🤢

Lol, that had to be pretty gross when the sick spread thru the class. 15 or more tiny humans exuding streams of mucus everywhere.... ewww.

You can well imagine 🤣.

Congratulations @flemingfarm! You received a personal award!

Thank you for the witness votes you made to support your Steem community and for keeping the Steem blockchain decentralized

You can view your badges on your Steem Board and compare to others on the Steem Ranking

Do not miss the last post from @steemitboard:

Use your witness votes and get the Community Badge

You can upvote this notification to help all Steem users. Learn how here!