I get in to @sazzlers skimpy underwear for the Dudeoir Challenge!

in #dudeoirlast year

Its not often Im inspired to pose scantily clad for the camera, but somehow seeing the Gnashster @carlgnash dressed in a silken kimono and looking like a magnificent faerie beast https://steemit.com/dudeoir/@carlgnash/feeling-cute-might-delete-later .... I mean.... it touched me so deeply, I felt compelled by some internal force to don panties and brassier and get steamy like skaJo. There was only one thing standing in the way of me and this beautiful dream.... I had to convince @sazzler to be my intimate stylist and photographer. There was no-one better suited to the job, but would she be prepared to part with her smalls and see her loving husband bare himself to the world in this shocking and completely unneccessary manner? Yes was the answer.
And so dear steemies, me and @sazzler present to you now; Almost Bear

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Im almost as stunned as you are.

steemit dudeoir.jpg
I mean its hard to tell us apart.

If you want to get in on this ferocious action and win some steem, get over to @whatsup NOW because this competition runs out at the end of the day!!! https://steempeak.com/dudeior/@whatsup/dudeior-contest-extended-by-one-week-prize-now-600-steem

I hope you're all still feeling ok, despite seeing this post. Im certainly feeling great about this being cemented in the Blockchain forevermore. Im sure my future employers will have no problem with it at all.

Love and Harmony unto you all, feathered steem-creatures
x x


A new career beckons ...

it is destiny!

oh well done, the judges have their work cut out for them

well we couldn't just let them have an easy ride could we?

I'm going to need months of therapy to get over this! For an actor person this may actually be good publicity, but not sure posing in ladythings would be good for my career.

c'mon steev! theres still time! (and think of how much therapy it might save you?)

i'm dead jealours of those legs. Not the hair so much but the shape. Fab!!! 😂

just one shave away from perfection....

Oh. My eyes! My eyes!
This is so adorable and cute and awesome that my eyes can't believe what they see. Or is it the brain that people see with. So I should shout: Oh, my brain, my brain!

This is soooooo great and !DERANGED

haha. Let me be the first to apologise to both your eyes and your brain! I just had a look at your blog and I love your cartoons! followed!

The end of the world seems to be here. I know that because !DERANGED didn't work. Let's try that again.

deranged You just received DERANGED @basilmarples Keep up the great work, view all your tokens at steem-engine.com

Oh but it's Scarlett Johansson that should apologize, not you. I mean that is just... just... I can't find the right words. Especially as I'm now blind. It's not easy. And Scarlett Johansson should have known better. I mean, after that, anything could happen. Trees grow wings and mouses grow larger than houses. Soon everything is lost. She posing like that is just a highway to hell. A devil’s dance floor. Soon the devil will go down to Georgia. And worst of all, Scarlett Johansson will be allowed to marry who ever she wants! I mean... I mean... that's just wrong. Wrong on so many levels.

So we all might want to thank for the fish now and fly away to some better place. It's not too late yet. Unless I've calculated everything wrong and there already is an old blond tweeting guy as a president in some remote country. Then it's too late and all we can do is buy more gas to waste in our machines that were invented just to waste gas for nothing. We are all DOOMED! DOOMED I say!

Now where was I? Oh, thanks! Glad you liked them. :)

you are magnificent. I am so glad I touched you deeply ;)

feelings mutual carlos. so so deep

OMG Basil yes haha!

don't tell vache, I want him to think Im super ice-cold cool forever. Like a super pro hockey baller. Way macho

Rockin' it Basil. Don't let anyone tell you you're not. :)

thankyou my friend. I will remain defiant in the faces of those who claim I am not!

Stand your ground...You earned it! 😀

wOwzers 😱 Scrolling from the bottom up, I actually thought that it was a (curvy) gal posing! Well done both of you — the couple that cross-dresses together, stays together 🤪

Teddy bear was the cherry on top 🧸

haha I love that! Cross Dressing as a secret recipe for long term marital bliss.... Glad you liked the teddy! We were a few wigs short of a SkaJo so we had to improvise XD

i'm guessing @sazzler was not down for a side by side comparison then? personally, i think you nailed it. it positively screams 'for god sake, take the next bus' in my virtual headphones of bus stop life.

haha. I have no idea what you mean by that, but it made me chuckle!

oh the photos, like you on the left and scarlet on the right, side by side photos is what i meant. i'm always good for a chuckle me. i'll take it ;)