"Gross-ery Shopping" by Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)

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Greetings citizens! Mariah had me accompany her to the grocery store today. (Neither of us LIKES grocery shopping, so it's more fair if we BOTH suffer!) And it seems like "Lockdown Fever" is in the air again! The T.P. aisle was almost empty, and everyone had that FRANTIC look in their eyes...

As a neurotic, I truly dislike going amongst "the people," but in the Covid era, I get particularly uncomfortable. Here is some "secret camera" footage of me at the store:

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I came directly home and showered...

Be careful out there. You never know who LOOKS like they're doing fine on the surface, but is coiled and ready to FREAK OUT at the slightest provocation! (Mariah eventually sent me to the car....for EVERYONE'S sake...)

Later!

[This post was #17 in my November #HiveBloPoMo challenge. Keep it going!]

---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)

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Ahahahah funny gif!!
!discovery 25

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im neurotic too, and we need to do another COLLAB. That is like my best art that we did, bc i was having FUN

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OMG WE ARE TWINS. I AM A COMPLETE MESS WITH REGARD TO GERMS.

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IS THIS AN NFT?

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I don't think I got around to tokenizing that one, yet... I have about 30 pieces wsiting in the wings...but I'm a horrible procrastinator, and I'm lucky to get even 1 or 2 pieces tokenized per day...

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I WANT THIS ONE. BAD.
I will buy it from you.
please tokenize, but send me a DM on Twitter when you do . i don't want to miss it.

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