My Macrame Art !

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If you follow @ruth-girl, who unfortunately happens to be my wife, here on Steemit  then you may have noticed how she has lately started to slowly master the art of Macrame, which is some hippy bullshit from India or something. 

Some of her creations include colorful letter thingies like this one:

Dreamcatchers...

And other stupid shit like macrame jars...

But this post is not to show off her art... This post is about me. If my wife can do something, it's my duty as a man to be able to do it twice as good. So I decided to learn some Macrame too to prove my superiorty.

So, after some trial and error I came up with this masterpiece:

I like to call it dick. Because it looks like a dick. With balls.

And yeah, it was @ruth-girl that actually created this, not me as I am too manly to knit.

She has gifted to everyone all kinds of cool and beautiful makrame shit and she gifted me a dick. Yes, a fucking dick. Well, she can go fuck off with it. She isn't seeing any of the real dick for a long time to come. Bitch.

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You got that dildo from @steemychicken1 not long ago and now this macrame work from your wife...
When karma hits you like a pussy.

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Hahahaha.

You know what this reminds me of?
Theres this scene in "The Other Guys" where Mark Walbergs character learns to dance so he can make fun of kids dancing ballet in his neighborhood.

....learned to knit so he can make a penis. haha
@ruth-girl must be proud. :D

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I see an owl. Definitely. And to start a proper animal collection, next creature you need is a a pussy. An octopussy.

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@mathowl is that you?

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@insaneworks is evidently a bunch of orks since insanew-orks :D

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The jar ist a funny idea :)

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Why man, it's a nice knitty dick!

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You are a nice knitty dick

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😂😂😂
Dude, you should add that on your next dick contest, one printed and one knitted dick.

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