The World's Most Hideous Mugshot Hairstyles(Plus We Stop By Wally World)
Howdy folks and greetings from the Great Plains of North Texas!
Since this is the weekend I didn't feel like getting into anything heavy so maybe I can share some laughs. What we have here are actual mugshots brought to you by county police and sheriff departments all over the country.
They're all public access and published on department and county sites. I've seen lots and lots of em this year. Well, not these but close! But these are the worst of the worst. The most horrendous. Try not to laugh:
This'n here's goin for an oriental look I think. Shave the beard and he's there.
I think this guy's hair isn't that bad. It probably just got messed up when he resisted arrest. Right?
Okay, this guy's is hideous, there's no way you can soften down the reality of this one. I WILL give him credit for uniqueness though!
I think this guy was shaving to disguise himself him he got arrested.
lol..this'n here...I have no comment:
I feel kinda bad for this girl. Talk about a bad hair day. And she knows it!
This must be part of a gang hair style or maybe gang initiation! Yeah, being forced to wear it like that is the only logical explanation:
I have no idea what this one is:
See! White dudes can wear dreads just fine! Looky here:
Oh man, this kid looks as sad as his hairstyle:
This has to be another gang style:
Another nightmare half-shaved thing, I don't get it:
Ha! I don't know man...but this cat seems kind of proud of it:
No wonder this dude ended up in jail, look at that hair!
I'd love to know what this guy's story is but he hasn't lost his sense of humor:
This kid's tryin to look tough but he ain't cuttin it:
This guy kind of reminds me of Captain Kangaroo but that's a great insult to the Captain:
I know we ain't supposed to laugh at people but sometimes people deserve it. Although some of these guys would probably kill you if you laughed at em!
Have a great rest of your weekend!
-jonboy
Texas
Meanwhile, over at Wally World:
Just a typical day out shopping. So casual that clothing is optional. Don't even have to tie your shoes:
Oh my...
This mom has the right idea. Push kid!
Oh no!
Nothin to see here folks, just typical Wally World shoppers..
Thank God. I was afraid it was gone forever!
And there it is, it's NOT gone! lol.
Thanks for stopping by for some silliness, God bless you all!
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What can I say, humans exist.
Seems like those of hair style, majority are inmates...
Howdy lemeonna! Yes sir, as I said at the beginning of the post, they are all intake photos when people get booked into jail.
Thanks for the giggle! Those hairdos are so creative it makes me feel boring. I should get out the clippers and see what I can come up with. And then immediately get arrested, I suspect.
lol! that's so funny, you can join the list of the worst mugshot hairstyles! lol. A hairstyle only a goat could love!
That one kid looks like someone glued a bunch of earthworms to his head or something. What's with that?! I heard about a guy who had really long ear har and showed up to an interview with tiny braids coming out each side. People are just weird.
lol...the ear hair one definitely sounds like Walmart material. I know, that kid's hair doesn't even look like hair, I don't know, all I know is it looks like hell. lol.
Beyond bizarre. I may have nightmares after seeing some of these! 😂
lol! Well, I was hoping for a reaction but not that strong of one! It IS shocking though isn't it? Don't worry, I think almost all the mugshots and the walmart shots are from the South! Redneck country. lol.
It is shocking, no matter where they live!
Exactly! Hey I haven't heard if the Packers won yesterday, what happened? The Cowboys lost as expected, they haven't beaten any good teams this year! I don't think they'll make it far if they even make the playoffs.
The Packers looked awful and lost horribly. 37-8 I didn't watch the last quarter. I expect the 49ers will be in the Superbowl.
Oh no! oh my gosh that's a shock. I didn't know the 49ers were that good. Wow. Okay well I think the Pack and the cowboys will make it to the playoffs but who knows how long they will last.
It is going to be interesting to see how the next few weeks turn out! Wisconsin had a black cloud hanging over everyone's moods today.
I bet they did. What in the world happened I wonder. The cowboys play on Thanksgiving again so at least they have a chance to get back on track. Actually I thought they did pretty well considering who they were playing. The final score was 13 to 9.
Howdy Jonboy. I guess only in America, do you find these colourful people - wired differently. They are not only missing a screw, they are missing the whole toolbox. 😂
lol! That's a good one sir Vincent and I agree, they're really messed up. We get some doozies in the jail system in our local county too where Mrs. J. works but not quite to this level!
Don't tell us to try not to laugh and then send us such hilarious images.It wasn't possible.lol. How are you doing by the way?
Howdy Trudee! Good to see you! Every week I think about you and wondered when you're coming back, did you start posting again? I'm doing great, how is the artwork selling?
Hi John, yes I finally put a couple of posts in where I have shared a little of what I've been up to. Good to hear and see you are doing great and your reputation is continuing to climb, as it should with all the hard work you put in. It's good to be back, I didn't plan on being away for so long, although I still have a few busy weeks ahead of me.
It's good to have you back! I'll go over to your blog now.
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Please...that man in the first pic from Walmart, I think if I saw something like that I'd fall to the floor in hysterics as I wouldn't be able to maintain my composure. That lady in the pink blouse....talk about taking gravity down to a whole new level...OMG, I'd be so embarrassed to wear a shirt like that out in public if my boobs went to hang out with my bellybutton.
Some of those haircuts...I wondered with a couple of them if they got drunk and people ran some sheers down there head....my sons and their friends use to paint each others toe nails or put make up on them if they were passed out. They got such a blast out of doing stuff like that.
Howdy sunlit7! lol..I'm glad you enjoyed the whacky photos. Walmart is always an entertaining place to watch people! And as far as the mugshot hairstyles, most of them are a mystery! Your son and friends sounds like they had lots of good fun they created themselves! lol. Good, clean fun.
They sure did, they even managed to put mascara on them. lol. I had no idea what the sneaky lot of them were up to, I had to take a double take....I wanted so badly to ask one of them why they were wearing rouge and mascara when they came down for breakfast but they were all standing behind him laughing their heads off and shaking their heads no at me. (note: no they weren't drinking at my house as (late age) teenagers, often they'd sit over in the park and do that what they weren't suppose to be doing)
RE: Hairstyles...this is what meth combined with evil spirits does to people.
Walmart - this is what our entitled society mixed with meth does to people.
LOL! Thanks for the funny post.
lol! those are brilliant squirrelbait! I wished I would have thought about those for captions! I'm glad they made you laugh, I had fun finding them.
lots of bad choices were made by the people in this list... lol. The mustache for bangs is likely my favorite.
lol! I agree, this bunch is like the poster children for bad choices! I like that mustache one too, I burst out laughing when I saw that!
I'm traumatized now thanks to you!
lol! Howdy blacklux! I was hoping for some strong reactions so thank you! lol.
That's hilarious! But I guess most people look a bit odd in America?
lol! Is that dude an American? No way! Well actually he does look like the typical Southern redneck.
He must be - only an American would have so many guns
https://www.wideopenspaces.com/20-hilarious-photos-rednecks-guns-pics/
Very true and we're very proud of it. lol..thanks for the link. Guns are a way of life in the South. I've done tons of redneck jokes and quite a few redneck posts but even I haven't seen all of those pics on this site! Where do you live?
Wellington New Zealand - there are not many rednecks here - but our equivalent is BOGANS - they live out the Hutt and sink lots of piss
lol! I'm glad to know that we aren't the only country with those!
Some of them wear American flags!
Ha! That's a great photo! Looks like it was taken in our South anywhere.
That one is actually from here - those guys were in a news story about bogans!
Boganology is a fun, bogan twist on a game you know and love!
Reckon youse got what it takes to sweet talk your way to some extra WINZ benefits?
Can you outrun the cops in jandals?
Will you pay your child support or take off for a boozy weekend in Piha?
Roll the dice and move your bogan around the board, buy items and lend them to your mates for cash when they land on the item’s square. Ripper and Drongo cards spice up the gameplay.
Find out in the game that’ll let you and your friends be the bogans you always wanted to be.
lol! That's too funny, they need to have that for rednecks over here!
Again, I don't know what is funnier, these lowlifes, or your commentaries!!! I am laughing my head off, oh my gosh, lol. I never saw mugshots like these before!!! The Wally World I saw similar, but It's always fun to see...........only in AMERICA!!! Well, we have some occasionally, but you are in lead for sure 😂😂😂
I'm glad you liked the post Miss Lena and I agree, only in America for some reason! lol. We're crazy down here.
Crazy and fat, lol.
Boy that's for sure. I think something like 70% of the population is overweight!