No Idea For This Secret Santa Shit...

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Tonight the wife and I are going to spend the evening with friends. We usually get together around this time of year, have some fun, and play a game designed around a secret Santa. Our buddy Bill created the game and it’s actually pretty fun. You start off with a set amount of tokens and a list of actions you can take regarding the gifts. Opening a gift is worth X tokens, stealing a gift is worth this many, passing is worth that many, and so on. Strategy and luck are involved and we had a blast last year with it...even though I ended up with my own gift which I was fine with considering it was $30 in Bitcoin which I just recently added to my stash. It was up to almost $50. Dummies...

Anyway, I have put absolutely 0 thought into this year’s gift and I have a few hours left. With my personal life being a drag as of late, I just wasn’t in the mood to even think about this. But now it’s here and I have to rush to get something. I’m thinking of just spending a few bucks on a shitty plastic decorative plant, and then getting $30 worth of lottery scratch offs to attach to it. A scratch off tree. Then putting it in a huge box so it’ll intrigue the hell out of everyone. Something like this...

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It’s simple and easy and I think just due to the nature of the possibility of winning some moolah...it might be a sought after gift. What’s your thoughts? Any ideas?!? No gag gifts...something cool and practical.

Oh...we are also playing D&D tonight as well. Yeah it’s that group of nerdy friends. I didn’t want to get anything related to that as I think my wife did and half the players have a gazillion dice and all that shit already. I dunno....not really in the spirit this year but I have to come up with something. The first year I got $30 bucks in pennies from the back and wrapped it up. That was the stand out gift. Last year I did Bitcoin and nobody wanted it. This year, I am lost. If I can’t think of something in the next hour or so...lottery tree it is.

What fun yet practical gifts have you given for these types of get togethers?!?

Blewitt



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A flashlight is always useful. OLight is good. There’s the EOS keychain type that goes for under 15 bucks. Get two, put them in a huge box and fill it with shipping paper, and fuck them. Lol

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Bahumbug to you. Secret Santa is not shit and I bet with a few beers later you will be saying the same.

Fun and practical, a dildo comes to mind. I'd be damn happy if secret Santa gave me one of those 😂🤣😂🤣😂

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Hi! I sent the remaining info needed on my order a few days ago. It states delivered, but I'm not sure it is delivered since you usually check the messages the day I send them, so when you next go on facebook and have some extra time can you check if the messages came trough if not can you contact me on mail. you can ask for it in the facebook messages.

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