Brutally Honest, part 9.
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A few years ago, I had this plan to work with the meme kinda thingies you can find online to create blogs! So, after all this time, I think I should just do it! Welcome to me being Brutally honest about the things that these memes/pictures make me feel!
In my case you could replace the word motherfucker with whatthefucker, Holyfucker, damnthatsshitfucker, notagainfucker... I am saying a pattern here. I could say that my life has been wonderful and ooohhh my lord did I had fun growing up and jeeeezzz look at my perfect hair or house BUT... Just like many among us here, life is full of motherfucker moments! BUT.... Everything that happened in my past has made me who I am today!
Morgan Freeman, he would be cool as well but I am not sure if I will end up in Heaven to talk to God! What? He is not God? Darned... Motherfuckerrrr.....
Do you sometimes wonder how a movie about your life would turn out?
I think mine will start of as a horror movie seeing that my mom had contractions for 8 days and I did not wanted to leave the wombbbbiewommm. Then, it would turn to a health freak moment because instead of crying I sneezed.... Than. yesss DISNEY for a few minutes while I grow up, turning to action when hitting my teenage years... Gangs and drugs, stealing cars ( Thats not true, I just want to look cool) Back to horror because I get lost in a scary dark and evil wood called life... To end in... I dunno, what genre would you say wearing diapers again is?
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I found this funny and entertaining. I likes it. Thank you for sharing!
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I want them to team up and narrate my life. One can do the good and the other can do the bad. Or just get sir attenborough
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This is hilarious. I especially like thr phrases "holyshitfucker" and "notagainfucker" hahaha. I could use those myself at times.
8 days of contractions, wow! Thats intense. Hopefully your morher forgave you for that lol. My movie would probably be a drama the whole way through lol.