Watching leggy blondes chasing cock is hilarious...

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This is not a click bait title....except for if your head's in the gutter.

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People seem to enjoy my updates that I post about and my life here (especially @abigail-dantes ...but she's a little bit nuts and laughs at singing penguins),.... so anyways, I thought I'd give you an update.

As some of you may have noticed ( or not) , I haven't been posting for a few days.
There's a reason (or even two), for this.

The first reason is that we've been moving house – yet again.
Well, not moving house exactly, but more of finding a second home to relax in. ('cos we're so stressed, don't ya know?)

The thing is, that since our move a few months back to our new, bigger house, it's also entailed our new place becoming very busy. (relatively, for us).

As much as we like the house, it's now become more of an 'officey businessey zone', and because we are essentially antisocial twats who really value our quiet and our privacy – our new house just doesn't feel like that.
It not fully 'ours'.

So we had a sulk, and also think, and we decided that...

....We needed a getaway. Ok, 'need' is being a little over dramatic, – but we did really, really, really really want a second place.

And now we've found one! Like - seriously – wooohoo, !!!
It's great!
A modern bungalow, in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by cows, wild birds...

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...and cocks!

....And all for Sophia to chase and annoy - until she pretty much gives up in a totally exhausted heap and sleeps on the veranda for a few hours.
The new place is only 50 odd square meters, but it's ALL ours (and Sophia's, obviously).

Sophia, exhausted, and possibly planning her next assault on a one ton bull....her plan didn't work out too well last time...
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So that's why we've been off grid, so to speak. A little busy, sorting everything out.

Oh, and the second reason is...., we've had no internet here in our new gaff. (I wrote this post just as they were installing it).

Now we've got someone looking after the admin side of the new project full time - I can pretty much back off from it.
She's doing a great job so far! (much better than me - which isn't too hard at all - not when it involves admin shit).
It's not rocket science, but it is admin..... which I really hate.

I'd prefer to cut my own profits in half, and have almost nothing to do with it (3 hours a week now, max)
....rather than me spending 3 or 4 hours a day on it, and taking hundred percent of the profit.
My 'greed is good' days are way behind me.
I grew up.
So that's about it really. Update complete.

The downside though, is that we now have to commute between places, at least two times a week. Bloody hell!

It's a full 15 minutes ride through some beautiful countryside and virtually no traffic.

Life is still very peachy, and getting peachier...

oh yeah....

A leggy blonde....
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Chasing a cock....

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I couldn't get the money shot in one frame...This is the foreplay phase...
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Well I fell for your click bait title.

I’m jealous of all your land. I’m looking to go at least semi off grid as well. Owning a few acres and growing my own food is the dream. :)

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It's funny, but, as of late I feel the same too. I used to be a massive city person. Nowadays, the farther I'm from the hustle and bustle of big cities, the happier I am :)

My wife is the city type. But she’s gradually coming around to the idea of owning some land outside of the city. :)

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I grew up on a farm, then traveled the world for a decade or three, and always living in big cities - but as I get decrepit older, find myself loving the countryside again once more...

That's because you are getting old.

old - er , sir, if you don't mind...

What a gentleman!

I SO am - honest! lol

You round, fluffy, orange thing!

I knew someone would! lol

It's not our land - we just rent the bungalow - but we have access to it, for growing anything we like if we want (we might get some cocks chickens!)

Maybe get some chickens instead of cocks. And by cocks I mean the male chicken kind. Male chickens suck balls. They are so freaking noisy and aggressive. And they don’t even taste that good.

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@abigail-dantes ...but she's a little bit nuts and laughs at singing penguins.

😂😂😂 Second time I'm called nuts in one day! Oh God, I don't know why I am laughing so much.

But it's true! I really, really enjoy reading your personal posts. So, thank you very much for taking the time to write it. The post made me laugh (already right at the beginning), it made me smile at how Sophia is so big and beautiful, and also it brought me joy to hear how things are continuously peachy for you guys. It's truly really nice to hear that :)

Also,

I know a couple of people who could do with reading the latter part of your post. Specifically:

I'd prefer to cut my own profits in half, and have almost nothing to do with it (3 hours a week now, max) ....rather than me spending 3 or 4 hours a day on it, and taking hundred percent of the profit.

You said it takes some growing up to acquire this sort of mentality. Hum ... it explains a lot then!

Is the 15 min. commute by foot? I hope so :)

Thanks for the nice read.

Wish you, Lucy & Sophia all the best. Always <3

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Almost as much fun as a greased pig

Sophia looks like she's been chasing a bit to much cock.

She's cock mad, matey!

lol