OH! THE DRAMA! The World Its full Of Drama Queens!

If you were asking why every store around the world its filled with llamas, well its because this world its filled with drama queens and just because the llamas are kind of a dramatic animal, a genius mixed both things and made the llama the icon of all drama.

Llamas are cute but very dramatic... like some humans! They make a huge deal of every single thing and they don't care if they are in the middle of a place filled with strangers... the more people watching the whole show, the better! You see, drama queens have this "amazing" ability to make a scene and an issue of all... even the thing you swear there's no possible way to make a drama scene... yeah, that must be a talent... a very annoying talent!

Also for some reason drama queens are negative AF as hell! Why? Pffffrrr, who knows! No matter what you say they will always gonna see the bad side (even if there's no bad side, they will just invent one), they will turn everything to point in their way cause they must be the center of the world and every alive being on this planet must pay attention to them cause is clearly that the world revolves around them!

Drama queens will always gonna find the way to surprise you... not a good thing, tho... Like if you say you have a headache they will say their headaches is way more stronger and if you lost weight, they are way thinner than you, and if you won something they totally deserved that more than you and if no one pays attention to them they will find a way to make lots of noise to catch everyone's attention. Cause all pretty drama llamas have to shine!

The world is filled with them, it seems they proliferate in big quantities and very quick... like a wave of drama that never ceased that crushes drama haters and leave us exhausted! Worst part? Is inevitable to deal with them! Too many of them... TOO MANY OF THEM!! Oh and the gender is not a thing, men are drama queens too so don't come saying just women are like that cause nope, nope... nooooope! Maybe is the food... or the weather... or the position of the planet in its orbit... is this a cyclic thing? I don't remember so many dramatic people when I was a kid! Maybe social networks are creating them.... I feel like an anthropologist trying to study a weird complicated tribe...

Anyways, here's my advice to you in how to deal with drama queens. You can't escape from them, you can't make them go cause the world its filled with them... all fighting to be the center of people's attention. So, what to do? How to not end up bitch slapping all of them?! How to make 'em leave you alone for at least a short period of time? IGNORE THEM! This one is tricky, tho! You have to pretend you're paying attention to them when the truth is you're not and your head is elsewhere but at the same time you have to grasp some of the shit things they say so you can say simple things to make them believe you're paying attention! They will get tired of blah blah, you won't even know what they're talking about and they will focus on another thing leaving you a lone for a bit. It works wonderfully! I use it all the time! You do that and hope they never ask you what they are saying or you will have a hellish time! Good luck!

Yes, I totally made this post to show the pretty llama I draw the other day! Is cute and fluffy and is flirting with ya! The drawing totally deserves a whole post! hehehe

All the pretty llamas were made by me in Autodesk sketchbook and the gif was made in gifmaker android app

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