Wacky Humour

in bilpcoin •  2 months ago 

Laughter translates into any language and is contagious. I am sure you have smiled involuntarily after seeing people laugh, or you feel more relaxed when you see people laughing. So, laugh, your laughter might be the only ray of sunshine some people see for the day.

Have a great weekend. May it be filled with laughter.

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Alcohol removes inhibitions – like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: “Now bring on that damn cat!” - Eleanor Early

Sometimes, I lie awake at night, and ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night. - Charles M. Schulz

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed. - Unknown

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual. - Patrick Moore

I was born at home on newspapers ... I still have a story on my butt, although now the print is much larger. - Phyllis Diller

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain. - Mae West

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps: They had a picture of lawyers on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.”

Feeling cold? Stand in the corner for a bit. They’re usually 90 degrees. - Unknown

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy’s pocket on an airplane and made a run for it. - Rodney Dangerfield

I want to get the words “Courage” and “Bravery” tattooed across my back, so people could associate me with those things as they read them while they chase me. - Jarod Kintz

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Howdy sir Vincent! Great work as usual here and some very funny stuff! Ha! That one about standing in the 90 degree corner to warm up! lol.

Thank you Jonboy. I am glad you like the selection. 😊