Will Give Head For Upvotes
Feeling feisty!
And I got some big news to share with everyone!
I've decided to continue giving head for upvotes! Hooray!
Check this out:
So what did you think?
Do I give good head?
I hope you liked it.
As you may or may not know, I've been giving head here for years.
I'm not even shy about it!
I haven't given that dude an official name. It's just Head, for now. Maybe that's a good enough name. Who cares! Right!
I'm personally excited about it because that's the first head of Season Five! While I was away for four months I didn't really get much of a chance to sit down and create.
If you've followed my work here for a long time — all of which is exclusive to STEEM — you'd know all about this massive cast of characters I've managed to create over the years. If I keep going like this, I'm thinking someday the creators of The Simpsons might call me up to say, "Hey man! Slow the fuck down. You're making us look bad."
Actually, no.
That probably won't happen.
Anyway. Here! Look! A few of your favorites from last season!
And of course, how could I forget, this cute little baby!
Fun fact!
Season four lasted a little over four months and in that time I created well over seventy-five works of art.
For Season Five, I promised myself I said, "Self. You better not burn yourself out this time. Pace yourself, man, and try to calm the fuck down."
So far, so good!
Totally calm!
I gotta go take a big shit now!
Have a nice day!
Maybe call him Ed... :0D
That, is the stupidest name I've ever heard!
Who would call themselves That!!!
Nobody with a cool name like Ed, that's for sure!
That is a lot of giving head :)
Tis the season!
Can i have me Ed now sir?
Coming right up!
Madonna would be proud.
Reference "Madonna pledges oral sex for Clinton voters"
I really need to meet that woman.
I'm surprised I still haven't got any nightmares from your creations. 😆
You know why? My creations scare nightmares away. That's why.
-shivers-
!ENGAGE 40
I see your ENGAGE tokens, and raise that, with an Insane Clown Posse song, somehow.
@nonameslefttouse you have received
40 ENGAGEfrom @kristves!View and trade the tokens on Steem Engine.
The things people do for upvotes - eyespopoutofheademoji
I'd do it for a cheeseburger too!
I'd pick a cheeseburger over STEEM any day.
Maybe someone should suggest to Justin we purchase Burger King and do a token swap.
BurgerCoin, I'm in. DoubleCheezBurger plz!
I think more exchanges would list us.
Yeah but knowing us, we'd start arguing about pickles, and end up forking the place up.
Who eats a burger with a fork :-(
Yeah, that's crazy. Chopsticks are way better.
I put my money on the burger to win this one. How long does this fight last for? Solid defense. One slip up though. That's all it takes here. I'm a huge MMA fan but I've yet to see such a strong showing of sheer will and determination as this.
This fight will last as long as there are Steem witnesses running nodes... :D
Enjoy
I think I'll just record it and finish watching later. Thanks though!
And here I thought I was the only idiot who could think of a joke like that. Ugh. There's more of us...
This ignorant user is spreading dangerous lies in order to attempt to gain popularity and attention from the new commie overlord. Ignore the ignorant twat bag, you'll immediately feel better about your life.
Imagine all those heads up you've created giving head to each other! That got to be worth more than any greasy cheeseburger. LOL
I'm not sure if my imagination can even be that wild!
Thanks for sharing your creative and inspirational post!
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Hahahah that was funny arse fuck.
Sounds like you're going in the ringer.
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So much corn! Glad you laughed though!
"So what do you think?"
I think the choice of grey scale was very apropo for what is happening today in the digital world of steem block chain, and in the walking world. We have the corona virus, which seems to have a lot of people scared and up in arms and ready to fight, and we have the tron/steemit issue that has a lot of people up in arms and ready to fight. Everyone casting there black and white view points and no one looking for the happy colors of today's life, people look to the future in fear because they only see/remember the fear, anger, and grief of yesterday. They no longer remember the sunshine yesterday, the feel of its warmth on their cheek, the smiling child playing in the snow, they have forgot the world is more than shades of grey, there are colors and fun everywhere, if one chooses to look and see.
No eyes, because it's hard to see the truth.
You give some good heads XP
You're not alone in the too many characters department, I think that's a pretty common problem for a bunch of us XD
Yeh please pace and don't burn out, that's not fun.
Thanks! I've had a lot of practice!
So many characters.... When I was young I never could quite understand why nearly all Simpsons characters appeared to be similar. Now I get it. I look back at mine. Each is unique but one should be able to tell who made it. I'm sure if I created a new account and posted a new character, many would know it came from my family.
I votet, so where is my head?
I'm not sure! I seemed to have misplaced mine as well.