Well: Here It Is — That Green Thing Everyone Wanted To See

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Good evening or whatever and I'm sorry I'm late.
My name is @NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself.

Anyway. Here's that green thing.
Ta-dah!

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What The Hell Is That Supposed To Be

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I know what you're thinking:

What the fuck, man? I didn't order a green thing. And even if I did, that green thing is mostly red! You're slippin' dude! What is that thing sticking out? A penis? This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life! You should be ashamed of yourself! I LOOKED AT THAT PIECE OF SHIT FOR TWO MINUTES AND THAT'S TWO MINUTES I WILL NEVER, EVER, GET BACK!! That's it! I'm calling the cops! Ned! Ned! Ned!

Wow.

Have you been drinking?

Jeez you guys. I was just, trying to be an artist again.

It's not easy, okay! Everyone's busy bitching about red market this and red market that so I thought I'd just come and brighten up everyone's day with some green stuff for a change and all you can do is take a dump on my head and let it run down my face like that?!?!

Say you're laying there on the hospital bed, trying to read something but your neighbor over there behind the curtain won't stop coughing and farting at the same time. This was me bringing you balloons!

Big fucking shiny balloons!

You're welcome!

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"Disclaimer: This was intended to be both ridiculous and humorous. I will not be apologizing."

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Thanks for the green. I really needed that, all day I've been chanting Green, Green, Green...

I felt listend to heard.

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That's the power of vibes 'n shit.

And chanting! That's taking the tribe thing to a whole new level! Someone should light a big-ass fire!

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Love the testimonials :D
Just the helium for me please...

would leave the balloons, to go green and save the planet :)

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I got it you're doing art grams for the physically and emotionally sick. Damn I think I qualify. You could use some music to go along with the art Telegram.

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Hopefully that doesn't represent those balloons down there...get them checked!!

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No it's not those kind of balloons from down there. I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to find the Australian kind...

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First impression, I thought it was cyclops alter ego. Bleeding with envy.

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Well, yeah. It's basically a one eyed red creature covered in shadows. I just felt like doing something simple today. Something different. Far too much seriousness out there these days. For some dumb reason I thought big shiny balloons would help things like they always do!

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Is it really a party if there are no balloons? Some times simple can say a lot.Mostly red, one green eye, I still see something that is representative of burning with envy. The Green Eyed Monster. Not the monster with green eyes. My own negative take on things lately likely.

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and all you can do is take a dump on my head and let it run down my face like that?!?!

I heard it's good for the skin... So you might come out of this whole thing with realy smelly nice looking skin

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If that's the case, maybe I'll continue provoking the shit out of people, so I can put it in jars, and sell it.

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Weirder things have happened... like the gamer girl who sold her bathwater

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That's disturbing but not really because when I was 17, the friends and I needed money for weed, so one dude stole a pickle jar from his mom, another dude pissed in it. I helped make the label. "Genuine Bill Murray Urine" We got five bucks at the pawn shop for it. I think the guy just bought it because it was funny. Five bucks is five bucks though.

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Given were financial markets are, they must start to get used to seeing red! Great way to start my day with a laugh! Thanks!

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Wavy green sunglasses on a red face, is what that is. Looking through them will turn all red into black.

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This reminds me of some cartoon character on Futurama. Perhaps it is because it looks like a single eye.

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I does look like a single eye, along with a bit of a nose. I wasn't trying to make it look like anything that exists though. Just something simple, and for a bit of a laugh.

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