This Is Ohdeer and He's An Ohdeer
This is my educated guess:
I've heard the stories.
And I'm sure you have as well.
It's all over the news.
People are being trampled and gummed to death by some kind of toothless carnivore with antlers.
It's not just any kind of toothless carnivore with antlers though. It's an Ohdeer.
Scientists said these things don't exist but I know a guy who works at the gas station who got like 80's and 90's in science class every year until he quit school in grade ten; he said he saw one and he's sure of it.
So I says to him I says, "I'll believe you if you let me drink one of those bottles of whiskey over there."
He said he'd give me two bottles and a vibrating foot massage spa thing with bubbles if I'd spend some time hearing him out and drawing what he saw.
That was a good deal.
Normally I can't even get a cigarette out of the guy.
So, yeah. After I beat him up and drove his truck into a slough, because everyone knows I'm not supposed to drink the whiskey, I went over there again the next day to ask him, "What the hell happened last night?"
He started telling me about how some asshole broke into his store, bottled him over the head, smeared macaroni salad all over the walls in the men's room, and stole his truck.
I couldn't believe it. Then he showed me that picture of the Ohdeer up there and I was all like, "What the fuck? Did I draw that?"
He insists I did and said, "That's exactly what an Ohdeer looks like."
So now...
I make sure to lock my doors at night.
That thing is out there somewhere roaming around and eating campers, farmers, and random passersby. I haven't seen Joe in a few weeks and that's probably why.
So anyway; carry plenty of bear spray and make sure the gun is loaded because that thing looks fast. If you see one, don't run; play dead. Just let it kick you around and smell you until it gets bored. I don't really know if that's good advice but that's probably what I'd do and I'm an expert in this field.
Stay safe out there.
Good luck.
I know this guy! ;)
Oh! Wow! The Ohdeer didn't scare everyone away after all! I started to think the Ohdeer got to everyone and nobody was left...
not so bad... :D
Not so bad, but if you smell that, it's either supper time, or time to get the hell out of there.
Ohdeer, is he/she related to Ohmygod, or Ohmeohmyoh? I wonder is Oh a family name or a state of being? Ohwell, I have to go.
OhIdon'tknowthedetails.
I think there are real around the digital world! Never know when one will come and do some damage!
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Make sure your chicken coop is solid. Damn things like wings.
The Ohdeer was a little hard on the beaver last night, gummed it to shreds!
It's been said the Ohdeer can smell a beaver from a mile away.
...and that artistic genius is probably raking in the dough. That's what I love about this game.
Stylish :)
Playing dead. Yes psychological warfare. Ohdeer! That thing must have a hearty appetite.
Never stops eating. The Ohdeer can eat ten camels per hour.
My guess is the Ohdeer is the subject of countless text messages such as:
Ohdeer I seemed to have misplaced my car in the parking lot and now I'm being chased by the end of the world.
Could it be the "Chupacabras"?
Different species altogether. I mean, look at it. That's clearly an Ohdeer.
I m confused what is this about. Are you talking about the real world? Or what? I am scared.
You better be scared. There's an Ohdeer on the loose.
😨😨
Whatever you do, don't move. He's right behind you.
I hope nothing happens to me.
Ohdeer, I'm glad I went to bed before seeing this last night (and I think I went to bed late enough to catch it had I refreshed) as it would likely have startled me awake XD
It's best to stay awake when there's an Ohdeer out there somewhere. Can't let your guard down. They can smell sleep.
@derangedvisions was right in his curation post, you also have a creative writing talent in addition to the visual one...^_^
I have to do both, otherwise the Ohdeer gets angry and locks me in the shed.
How well I understand that ..! 😉
Ohdeer looks like one of those game avatars you can choose to chat to you whilst playing along.
Don't let the Ohdeer's appearance fool you. He's just trying to blend in with pop culture and then when you're not looking... you get gummed to death.
Almost sounds pleasurable :)
Ironically, my Mom gave me cooked cabbage for my train ride home yesterday and didn't seal it well. It stunk on the train and ensuing subway without knowing that was the root of it until I got back to my apartment. True story. Ohhhh dearrrr.
One must be careful with the cooked cabbage. That stuff can explode at any moment! Always outgas your cabbage containers; far away from people.