I JUST SCORED AN AWESOME JOB WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT!
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Things are bit fucked in New Zealand these days, so I wanted to look out for number one and get a safe job before the economy collapses.
I applied for a job with the NZ communist party. I was hoping for $1 a day but they offered to pay me in toilet paper instead, and said all my needs will be taken care of.
Things went well and I have been chosen for a key role in social media. I have been appointed head of the offensive meme division.
My job is to act as a dissident violating communist standards, but really I am controlled opposition.
Yesterday I was hard at work making offensive memes and posting them. Next week I will receive my first roll of 2-ply!
Posted from my blog with SteemPress : http://www.frot.co.nz/design/art/i-just-scored-an-awesome-job-working-for-the-government/
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Great start I just hope this is the warm up and we will see more yet👍
The offensive meme division! Do good and you can get promoted to curfew enforcement manager!
I'm afraid...
Here in Canada our scandal ridden #TrudeauCrimeMinister licks the CCP's boots.
So proud of you comrade .. here's some tips in the future when you lose favor with Natasha
https://urbansurvivalsite.com/ways-to-wipe-your-butt-when-the-toilet-paper-is-gone/
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We fight the same battles my friend.
Here you can see the reality
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