SBI/SM Contest #018: Tell me a Joke an win a SBI share or SM card
Hello Everyone!
I am back again with the 18th edition of SBI/SM cards contest
Just send me a joke (Text or Image) in the comments and the best one will get an SBI share or SM cards.
As a proud member of Contest Kings, all of these giveaways require
- No Upvote
- No Resteem
- No Follow
Rules to follow for the contest
- username on which you need the reward to be sent
- Select your reward as SBI or a SM card from what listed below.
- Tag your friends who might be interested in the giveaway (optional).
- Comment the joke. It could be an image\meme, a gif or plain text. - just cool enough to laugh hard.
- The winner will be announced after post payout.
Prizes to choose form
- A SBI share
- 1 x Flesh Golem
- 1 x Peacebringer
- 1 x Stone Golem
Example of a valid entry
@iampolite tagging @roshne
SM cards
1 x Flesh Golem
"The joke goes here"
Other Contests/Giveaway you can Participate
- SBI Contest #014: Landscape Challenge
- SBI/SM Contest #015: Share your latest battle to win 6 SM Cards or a SBI
- SBI #016: Comment to get a chance to win a SBI share
- SBI Contest #017: Win a SBI share for an interesting fact
And Now the time for winner for last week SBI Contest #012
Thank you guys for your great response to this contest. We got 11 entries from
@mmunited | @onestopfacts | @definethedollar | @kirstin | @qwerrie | @fredkese | @roshne | @aggamun | @chris94 | @barmbo | @chireerocks
You can check the entries here
And the winner is @qwerrie
" If one drop of sperm contains more life than a drop of blood,
why then vampires do not use to suck the dick?.. "
Prize sent -- 2 x Rexxie + 2 x Undead Minotaur
And now for last week contest #013
Well this edition also got a decent number of entries. The participants were
@mmunited | @gamemods | @chekohler | @aggamun | @javiermurillo | @che-shyr | @darthgexe
Also we have some invalid entries (highlight not share) from
@fredkese | @erixink
You can check the entries here
And the winner is @darthgexe
Prize sent -- 2 x Rexxie + 3 x Vampire
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@acido1120, @aggamun, @aloha-creations, @alokkumar121, @antoniarhuiz, @apenny, @bitandi, @barmbo, @cadawg, @certain, @chris94, @cryptof, @cruis, @darthgexe, @davidesimoncini, @definethedollar, @elbrava, @elgranpoeta, @erixink, @fredkese, @flxlove, @gamemods, @gillianpearce, @giocondina, @jmehta, @johndoer123, @kirstin, @mimismartypants, @mmunited, @monsterbuster, @muscara, @mrnightmare89, @olivia08, @onestopfacts, @qwerrie, @rachaeldwatson, @roshne, @sacra97, @simonjay, @wakeupkitty, @wongbraling, @zyzzyva
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@darthgexe tagging @rael5
SBI please.
Did you hear about the ancient Egyptian man that launched a successful stone quarry business?
Turns out it was a pyramid scheme all along.
@iampolite thank you for the cards. They'll serve me well.
@barmbo tagging @kirstin
SBI-Share, please.
Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!"
Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
@kirstin tagging @dennis.bacchus
SBI-Share, please.
Peacebringer
My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.
@frugalgamer SBI please
Why couldn't Mario get a man cave? He didn't have mushroom.
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/supermariojokes.html
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Why did the Dog complain to his TV provider?
Because he had a RUFF reception.
John:Veer today is a really bad day. It is my birthday and nobody wished me. Not even my parents!!!
Veer: That is because nobody likes to remember their mistakes. 😂
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@chunkysoupsvc
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
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SBI share if selected, please
If you want to find out who loves you more, stick your spouse and dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is happy to see you?
ha ha...
that's funny....!
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Glad you git a kick out of it!😂🤣😂
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