SBI/SM Contest #018: Tell me a Joke an win a SBI share or SM card

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Hello Everyone!

I am back again with the 18th edition of SBI/SM cards contest

Just send me a joke (Text or Image) in the comments and the best one will get an SBI share or SM cards.

As a proud member of Contest Kings, all of these giveaways require

  • No Upvote
  • No Resteem
  • No Follow

Rules to follow for the contest

  • username on which you need the reward to be sent
  • Select your reward as SBI or a SM card from what listed below.
  • Tag your friends who might be interested in the giveaway (optional).
  • Comment the joke. It could be an image\meme, a gif or plain text. - just cool enough to laugh hard.
  • The winner will be announced after post payout.

Prizes to choose form

  • A SBI share
  • 1 x Flesh Golem
  • 1 x Peacebringer
  • 1 x Stone Golem

Example of a valid entry

@iampolite tagging @roshne
SM cards
1 x Flesh Golem
"The joke goes here"

Other Contests/Giveaway you can Participate

And Now the time for winner for last week SBI Contest #012

Thank you guys for your great response to this contest. We got 11 entries from
@mmunited | @onestopfacts | @definethedollar | @kirstin | @qwerrie | @fredkese | @roshne | @aggamun | @chris94 | @barmbo | @chireerocks
You can check the entries here

And the winner is @qwerrie

" If one drop of sperm contains more life than a drop of blood,
why then vampires do not use to suck the dick?..
"

Prize sent -- 2 x Rexxie + 2 x Undead Minotaur

And now for last week contest #013

Well this edition also got a decent number of entries. The participants were
@mmunited | @gamemods | @chekohler | @aggamun | @javiermurillo | @che-shyr | @darthgexe
Also we have some invalid entries (highlight not share) from
@fredkese | @erixink
You can check the entries here

And the winner is @darthgexe

Prize sent -- 2 x Rexxie + 3 x Vampire
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Also I created a invite list for this contest, if you don't want to be included in that list please let me know via comment. Thanks
@acido1120, @aggamun, @aloha-creations, @alokkumar121, @antoniarhuiz, @apenny, @bitandi, @barmbo, @cadawg, @certain, @chris94, @cryptof, @cruis, @darthgexe, @davidesimoncini, @definethedollar, @elbrava, @elgranpoeta, @erixink, @fredkese, @flxlove, @gamemods, @gillianpearce, @giocondina, @jmehta, @johndoer123, @kirstin, @mimismartypants, @mmunited, @monsterbuster, @muscara, @mrnightmare89, @olivia08, @onestopfacts, @qwerrie, @rachaeldwatson, @roshne, @sacra97, @simonjay, @wakeupkitty, @wongbraling, @zyzzyva



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@darthgexe tagging @rael5
SBI please.

Did you hear about the ancient Egyptian man that launched a successful stone quarry business?
Turns out it was a pyramid scheme all along.

@iampolite thank you for the cards. They'll serve me well.

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@barmbo tagging @kirstin

SBI-Share, please.

Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!"

Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."

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@kirstin tagging @dennis.bacchus

SBI-Share, please.

Peacebringer

My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.

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Why did the Dog complain to his TV provider?

Because he had a RUFF reception.

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John:Veer today is a really bad day. It is my birthday and nobody wished me. Not even my parents!!!

Veer: That is because nobody likes to remember their mistakes. 😂

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SBI share if selected, please

If you want to find out who loves you more, stick your spouse and dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is happy to see you?

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