SBI/SM Cards #022: Tell me a joke to win SBI

My most favorite silly joke I heard years ago... Why did the rubber cross the road.... It was pissed off😂😜😍

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the woman got pregnant because both of her huaband used the calendar method like a condom.

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A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning.

The surprised girl said, “What was that?”

The guy smiled at her, “Direct marketing!”

The girl slapped him soundly.

“What was that?!” said the boy, holding his cheek.

“Customer feedback.”

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@kirstin

When your first child eats some earth, a bit of grass or a worm, you take it to a doctor.
When your second child eats some earth, a bit of grass or a worm, you spit on a hankie and clean it.

When your third child eats some earth, a bit of grass or a worm, you wonder whether it still needs lunch.

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Hello @iampolite

El año pasado me sucedió que mi hijo me envió un mensaje al celular de cómo estaba el trabajo. Yo con la prisa conteste algo que no verifique estuviera bien escrito. El teléfono comenzó a sonar pero estaba tan ocupada vendiendo y atendiendo en el mostrador que no me preocupe. Pasaron algunos 15 minutos cuando se presentó la policía preguntando donde era el secuestro. Resulta que había escrito muy mal las palabras y mi hijo había entendido que estábamos secuestrados y aunque llamo y llamo al ver que nadie le contestaba reporto la situación. Cuando le indicamos a la policía que aquí no era, no pasaba nada, tome el teléfono y vi el mensaje que había escrito y allí entendí todo.

Last year it happened to me that my son sent me a message on my cell phone about how the work was. I hurriedly answered something I didn't verify was well written. The phone started ringing but I was so busy selling and answering at the counter that I didn't worry. Some 15 minutes passed when the police showed up asking where the kidnapping was. It turns out that he had written the words very badly and my son had understood that we were kidnapped and although he called and called when he saw that no one answered he reported the situation. When we told the police that it wasn't here, nothing was wrong, I picked up the phone and saw the message I had written and there I understood everything.

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Hola. Lo mío fue un susto una mañana al despertar.

Resulta que en las tardes con tanta calor pasan cosas raras, la puerta del porche de mi casa, en la noche al cerrar todo antes de dormir la veo cerrada, desde el portón afuera se le pasa llave, cuando está sin llaves también es complicada de abrir ya que no tiene manilla.

Total que al día siguiente muy temprano me llama una maestra ya que hay un preescolar frente a mi casa, en lo que voya ver quién me llama, veo desde la ventana de la sala y veo la puerta del porche abierta, cuando veo esa puerta dije ¡Ay se metieron! pero al ver que todo estaba en su lugar en el porche y que la puerta de afuera seguía con llave,me volvio el alma al cuerpo.

Lo que pasó fue lo siguiente, que como dije hacía calor en la tarde, mucho sol, que al cerrar la puerta esta quedo supuestamente cerrada, pero ya en la noche de madrugada cuano la temperatura refresco, que todo estaba frío, la puerta también, esta abrió,porque habia quedado era pegada por la calor, no le habían pasado seguro con la llave. Ahora cada noche me cercioro de pasar llave a todo.

Así como me invito @sacra97 a participar ahora invito a @josevas217 @purrix @lanzjoseg @oizaguirres

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Hi. My thing was a scare one morning when I woke up.

It turns out that in the afternoons with so much heat strange things happen, the door of the porch of my house, at night when I close everything before sleeping I see it closed, from the door outside it is passed key, when it is without keys it is also complicated to open since it does not have handle.

So the next day very early a teacher calls me because there is a preschool in front of my house, so I'm going to see who is calling me, I see from the living room window and I see the porch door open, when I see that door I said, "Oh they got in! but when I saw that everything was in place on the porch and that the door outside was still locked, my soul returned to the body.

What happened was the following, that as I said it was hot in the afternoon, a lot of sun, that when I closed the door this was supposedly closed, but already in the night of dawn when the temperature refresco, that everything was cold, the door also, this one opened, because it had remained stuck by the heat, they had not passed safe to him with the key. Now every night I make sure to pass the key to everything.

Just as he invited me @sacra97 to participate I now invite @josevas217 @purrix @lanzjoseg @oizaguirres

Hello @iampolite,
What's the difference between a mosquito and a slave girl ?
The mosquito stops sucking when you slap it. 😜

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Everyone is responsible for purifying the community of steem
净化社区,人人有责
my 2% downvote just is a summons without punish.
我2%的downvote,只是传票,不是惩罚.

The summons is just a reminder that you need to be clear about what you are doing and be prepared for the consequences of your actions.
传票只是提醒您:您要清楚自己在做什么,并且要为自己行为的后果,做好心理准备.

If you support my work, you can give me some upvote on the comment of the summons.
如果支持我的工作,可以给我这个传票留言进行点赞.

If you find my mistake, you can give me a valid upvote (0.02sbd) on this comment. I will arrange a time to review or provide relevant evidence as soon as possible.
如果发现我判断错误,可以给我有效点赞(0.02SBD),我会安排时间,尽快复核或提供相关证据.

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A crypto investor asks his investment advisor: Is all my money really gone?
No, that's not gone. It belongs now only to someone else!

Here is my joke:

ME: ARE A JOKE?
YOU: WHY?
ME: EH D JOKE JOKE JOKE.....

Hahahahahah

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