That awkward moment your baby brother asks why he has a Boner(o_O)
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This post has been heavily inspired by yet ANOTHER horrific event that happened in my life β my teenage brother's puberty years.
At the time this "event" occurred, my brother was just barely over the age of 11. I think β yeah I don't really remember exactly how old he was. But regardless, it is FOREVER now needless to say that what follows next, has certainly been the most strangest, awkward, humorous, and most terrifying situation I've ever experienced in my life so far.
And believe me, I've been through some pretty weird shit. Like the time I watched my neighbors eat Meat.
Meat was the name of their dog Β°_Β°
Anyway, story for another day I guess. Let's just get into the post shall we?...
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Oh God! Where do I even begin?!!! But okay... okay.... Let's see...
Ah yes! I remember it like it was yesterday but infact, it happened sometime around TWO YEARS ago!
There I was in my room, laying quietly on my bed while using my computer, with headphones safely plugged in. Righteously and vigorously, I kept on smashing the keyboard, desperately trying to Google:
Fortunately, testicle tingling is NOT a symptom of AIDS.
Then suddenly, whilst I continued researching and panicking online, I heard a knocking on my door.
Go away please! I'm busy.
I yelled.
Dude please, Open up! It's important!
Said the voice. Ah, tis was the sounding cry of my pre teen brother, beckoning to me. And so, reluctantly, I opened the door.
The hell do you want man?
I asked upon opening and seeing a frightened little boy in front of me.
Uhmm... Eche... I think we have a situation.
He replied pointing down to his pants.
Huh? Situation? What are you talking about...
"WHAT THE FRICK MAN! Ahhhhhhhh"
I yelled as my eyes slowly rolled down to see an erection the size of mount rushmore!
Ah hmm... So, this is the situation then huh?
I tried asking causally.
Yes! Yes it is!
he replied.
Eche please help me! I'm scared!!!
Honestly, at this point I wasn't sure whether to break down in laughter or just slam the door and cringe till eternity!
Well, well... What the hell do you want me to do then?!!!
I asked in confusion.
I WANT YOU TO HELP ME! IT'S - IT'S REALLY WEIRD!
Uhm... Okay, okay... Does it hurt or anything?
I enquired.
No.
He said casually. Then he looked down at his pants again.
But it does feel kinda good actually.
Oh God, just kill me at put me outta this misery already...
I fairly muttered.
Okay so, when did it happen?
I asked.
When I was watching TV downstairs. Come, I'll show you.
He urged me as he ran downstairs to the living room.
Please God, let this be some type of foolish prank...
I muttered again as I followed the boy down stairs to our living room.
Okay, so what happened exactly?
I asked.
I'm not even sure myself! I was just watching TV like I usually do, and then all of a sudden...Boom! It just happened!
He replied back to me a bit anxious now.
Uh... Hmm mmm... And what is it you were watching again?
I asked nervously.
This!
He said, as he brought out the TV remote and turned on the Tele. And immediately the TV turned on and I saw the channel he was watching, I just couldn't bring myself to believe that THIS was actually happening to me!
It was official, my brother was a goddamn weirdo.
Is that? Is that?... Teen titans go? (o_O)
I asked confusedly.
Yeah! I was just watching cartoons like I usually do. That's all!
He said. And yet again, I felt more than compelled to ask again:
Is that...TEEN TITANS GO?
Jeez, I said yes! Can't you see it?!!
He exclaimed. And then finally, without the slightest hint of falter, i said once more:
"You were watching TEEN TITANS GO, a CHILDREN'S cartoon, and you got a BONER? (o_0) (o_O)"
And he's reply:
What's a boner?...
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Just incase you were wondering, not much happened after that later on. Basically, the situation was just getting WAY to uncomfortable for me, that i had to find the quickest and smartest way out.
To sum it all, I simply assured my brother that, whatever was happening, was just a normal thing:
Oh, it happens to boys all the time.
I said to him, before I jetted back upstairs to my room.
In all, I think that was the best thing for me to do. I mean, it's not like I was some type of guidance counselor or even his parent for crying out loud, to teach him SEX ED!
Yes, at the end of the day, I left that touchy uncomfortable subject to good old Ma :)
Note: Banner illustration of "Two years ago" is mine. The rest of the photos have been duly sourced :)
Bwahahaha!!! The Tosh 2.0 quote fits perfectly. I laughed when I read the quote (Iβm pretty sure I remember the episode that came fromβ¦), I laughed throughout the story - very nicely done.
Also, I could definitely see how a young kid could get a boner from Teen Titansβ¦he was probably looking at the pink haired one π€£
This was great. Now I have to get back to work and hope no one heard me cracking up back here :)
LoL, I know right! It's such a bizzarre but down to earth quoteπ
Ha! I suspected as much too XD
Oh snap, hopefully the old boss man doesn't put you on probation for having a good laugh or anything.
Hahaha! No, nothing like that, just a new place and trying to at least stay mostly on task. The office is pretty quiet, but actually the one sound the does tend to pop up out of nowhere is usually laughter so it actually probably blended in nicely
Oh I see. Thank goodness then.
Also, you don't happen to work in a certain paper production firm in the department of - Dunder Mifflin - now do you? :)
LOL!! I see what you did there⦠:)
I most definitely want to know what this story is all about soon π who names a dog, meat?
And to your brother, I think he suspects you've gone through such as a guy too... That kinda explains a bit that he knows something haha... Just thinking though.
Well, you're a bad teacher for the records! I hope mum gives the Sex Ed that you refused to give π€£
Apparently, my neighbors do. Buncha sick weirdos XD
Oh yeah, it's that never ending despair of brotherhood!
Oh yeah, the "Talk". I heard it went horrible for him. Lol, worst 1 hour and 30 minutes of his life!
Haha and you don't feel a bit sorry for him π π
Hey, @zeraton. Great post, however, you don't have the right to be using those last three photos commercially (AKA make money off them as in this post) please remove them and respond to this message as fast as possible. The site itself says " for personal and non-commercial use" which doesn't apply here.
Oh snap! My bad. I'll fix it right up. Also, that "two years ago" pic is mine, that's why it's not sourced.
Hehe... Probably should've clarified that in the post.
Yeah, this information helps us curate the posts faster as it takes tracking what is yours and what is copied + plus what is free to use commercially and what is not.
I see. Well, thanks for the pointers then!
Great work as always.
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