Say Cheese and Mind Your Business

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What is it with all these self acclaimed depressed people?
nelson-george clearly stated that there's a spot for y'all in the hospital. This set of people don't just like peace. How can I be scrolling through my WhatsApp status and I'm seeing things like:"nobody cares for me" or " depression wan kill 🥲me(depression is after my life🥲)


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I want to make it clear that if you're depressed, you won't even be able to post on your status. Depressed people do crazy shit like jumping off a building and you're not depressed enough until you jump off a building (take my advice at owners risk).

It's the fact that these self-acclaimed depressed people sometimes play music to start their depression journey. You look at their music playlist and you're already feeling sad.

The day I realised this was the day I was with one of my friends Charles. @jhymi should know her. Charles was very fine, vibing and all and the next thing her mood changed. Her phone was connected to the Bluetooth speaker and so we were forced to listen to her songs. The first ten songs were from the artist 'juicewrld'. This thing wasn't funny at all.

I didn't want to talk so that she wouldn't make me look like a mad woman as she was making my hair. As the song"Asiwaju" by Ruger came up, I began thanking my stars, a song with beats at last but this girl changed the song immediately. She said 'the song is not songing' in other words, the song is not sad and depressing enough.

My question is why? Why would you choose to make yourself depressed by yourself just because you feel life is hard? Or because you feel you're too happy. Just look for a cold drink and take it. It's probably the hot sun that's disturbing you. Most times, I feel like these people are seeking attention but still, I say cheese and mind was my business.

PS: I don't even want to talk about how the hair came out in the end. Just picture a depressed person making your hair and you'd know what it looks like. Thank God for caps and beanies.

With love, wongi ✨



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Should I laugh, or not?😂
Yes I do know wonderful Charles. But you didn't tell me all of these during the call dear friend. No wonder you haven't been posting your pictures like before. So sorry bestie. Everyone be just hopping onto the depression name like it's some kind of trend.🙂

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Best😂 if I told you this wan, that call won't have ended but still expect my second coming. 😅

But fr tho, the depression thing is not funny again

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Something like this was dragged on Twitter one day and I laughed till one of ribs got shifted 😁.

It's funny how people still do these crazy things all because they want to get along with depression.

Omo! Thank God for humor. I can't even imagine myself playing melancholic songs to feel pain. I go just call myself mumu and laugh over it... especially when it has to do with feelings🤣🤣

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Omo! Thank God for humor. I can't even imagine myself playing melancholic songs to feel pain. I go just call myself mumu and laugh over it... especially when it has to do with feelings🤣

Just imagine you singing juicewrlds songs and crying 😂. Boys plenty weh de do this thing. I no wan mention names because I for mention @emreal name now but I won't 🌚

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@emreal pls say it's not true 🤣🤣🤣

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Hmmm!! 😳😲 🤣🤣 Broh you know that can't be true right na? 🤣🤣🤣 Haba juicewrld's songs?🤣🤣 I can't even stop laughing

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😂😂
I rest my case.

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You ennn... I won't talk.. I'll catch you🤣🤣

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I hope so, cos e no go make sense 🤭🤣

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🤣🤣🤣 imagine ooo.. I can't stop laughing Sha.. @wongi you ennn

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Heheheh! So because, I didn't tell them about how I saw you crying while listening to hmmm.. let me just keep quiet, we will meet on the other side🤣🤣🤣

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😂😂
It can never be me😂

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Okay!! Should I expose you?? 🤣🤣🤣🙄

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😂😂😂..
The floor is all yours 😅. Do your worst😂😎

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Na to just marry you, if you are not taken na😂🤣😂 I hope @cheeamaka is not here🏃🏃🏃

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Not now you've started looking for trouble @emreal 😂😂. Cheeamaka comman see o

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Hehehe.. lemme run🏃🏃

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Just wow!
Am I surprised? Definitely not.

I've always known your way.
Abi no be you be king Solomon of our time again? 😑

I'd have said you should go ahead and marry Wongi as she gives me a headache but because she's my sweetheart(sometimes😑), all I can say is..... @wongi, comot your slippers, hold am for hand, start de tika race😣😣

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I've always known your way.
Abi no be you be king Solomon of our time again? 😑

Am already in tears for this , I DNT expect you to cast your husband like this 😭😭🙆

I'd have said you should go ahead and marry Wongi as she gives me a headache but because she's my sweetheart(sometimes😑), all I can say is..... @wongi, comot your slippers, hold am for hand, start de tika race😣😣

@wongi don't mind her you hear? I'll treat you like a queen🥰

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You are welcome... Thank you also❤️💕🥰

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This is more than just saying cheese ha,ha,ha, this is serious business. Wow, I'll keep an eye on my hairdresser, I'd risk too much if something happens to my hair ha,ha,ha,ha. I have so much to say on this subject that I better get to work so I don't fall into depression @wongi

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You really should watch out for your hairdresser because most of them work when they're not in the right state of mind.

Thanks for stopping by dear @lisfabian 😊

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like:"nobody cares for me" or " depression wan kill 🥲me(depression is after my life🥲)

If nobody cares for you, then care for yourself. Besides, should I cease caring for me and focus on you?😂😂

It's as funny as it is annoying. Depressed people rarely say they're depressed nau.

Your hairdresser girl probably had mood swings. Please post what the outcome of the hair looks like plix😒 Thankiu😂

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It's as funny as it is annoying. Depressed people rarely say they're depressed nau.

Exactly my point. They literally want 24hr attention. I just tire

Your hairdresser girl probably had mood swings. Please post what the outcome of the hair looks like plix😒 Thankiu😂

Hair weh I no fit even snap put for my gallery 😂. You can find a sneakpeak of the hair here

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I no too notice the hair. No vex.
You're prettyyy!!!

But you too worry 😣

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You're prettyyy!!!

Tienks

But you too worry 😣

Pretty girls come with trouble sometimes. 😪

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Depression is a very big term. Nowadays many people use it unnecessarily to play a sympathy card I think. For which people who really needed help r ignored .

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That's the point. People are really making it hard to differentiate the really depressed people from the self-acclaimed depressed people. Just sad.

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How on earth will you take that risk..?
You allowed a depressed person to plait you.?
Hope she didn't barbed your hair..?😄😄

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I didn't even know she was depressed till the songs started rolling.

I'm glad my hair didn't cut😅

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