Parents are bugs

Parents around the world are so ungrateful to not know that we their children are so patient enough to not cripple them after all they do us.

Things like badging into my room without even knocking as if she's tryna catch me cheating on her with someone else's mom and when I scream or complain about it she'll be like even if you're without a dress I've seen everything about you before(arrgh). My mom does this a lot and she's never sorry. She says if I'm grown enough I should get my own house and stop limiting her in hers.

She barged into my room last night while I was almost drifting off to sleep, turned on the lights that could blind my eyes at the moment and asked me to tidy up my room. "Are you being serious right now?" I asked her, looking so irritated and she concluded that she's gonna be having visitors the next day but how's that my business, who cares about her visitors after all and she goes "they're gonna be needing those dishes and cups" with her index finger pointing annoyingly at the few things I had in my room.

"Just four plates, five cups, four tablespoons and three teaspoons is what you need to make your visitors comfortable? Okay are you having the feast in my room?" She got so furious and asks who I am to question her. "I'm your next of kin" I muttered tiredly and she thundered like a mighty thunder(almost ridding me off the sweet sleep that was still in my eyes) during a heavy downpour, raging like a mighty lion but I didn't even answer her because I didn't have the strength.

We have so many plates in my house and what I had in my room isn't even a quarter of it and here she was raging out of furry just because she didn't know what to say anymore. I think she's getting old that's why she's overreacting after all that's what old people do. They get in your way by all means looking for a way to make you send them quickly to the great beyond but I overcame the temptation she brought and choosed to just sleep.

I pulled my ever comforting blankets up to my face and she asked me if I'm seriously going to bed. I almost spoke out to say; "no I'm not. I probably just downloaded a new action dream which I'm about to watch while lying unmovable" but I had to hold my tongue. Otherwise, all her 80s friends would be waiting downstairs for me the next day to give an early morning long sermon that sucks more than Indian movies especially when Salman Khan is the director.

Sometimes I wish I could have just dropped from the sky into a house kept ready for me without anybody to bug me. I'll just wake up, read, listen to music, eat and go to work. Simple life free of parents and their endless nagging.

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Things like badging into my room without even knocking as if she's tryna catch me cheating on her with someone else's mom

Nooooo. Cheating on your parents? That is one hell of a thought there.🤣
Concerning the plates, in my society and if unfortunately you are the last born, my dear that is your missionary work for the rest of your life in that house. Until you get married!

The thing is no matter how well you do things when they are not around, I am sure when they come back one new thing or work would have mysteriously appeared and you being told to ome deal with it.🤣

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Honestly! They enjoy walking around looking for little things to bug you about. Lol

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As if there are looking for treason..😂

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I think you are from India. I can understand how annoying it feels when parents invade your privacy. Coming to the single child room is one thing. The irony is, in sub continent mothers come into a married couple's room without any alert. Then they look down upon the couple as if they were involved in a forbidden sin. Irritating huuuh!

By the way, I just imagined the description of crockery spread in your room. And I realized it would be enough to make me angry as a mother 🤣

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Then they look down upon the couple as if they were involved in a forbidden sin. Irritating huuuh!

Really irritating 🤣🤣🤣. My mother won't try this any day. Lol she knows when to stay in her lane

By the way, I just imagined the description of crockery spread in your room. And I realized it would be enough to make me angry as a mother

Hahaha! You'll have to bear with me then.

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Girl... I can feel your frustration from here really 😂

Bugs is the right word to describe some parents, my dad is like that too but not that part of barging into my room (That's an obvious fact though).

I'm your next of kin

Haha so true and also know that you'll be a parent too, what if you're unconsciously learning how to be a bug to your kids as well? 🚶‍♀️ That wasn't me asking 😂

Just four plates, five cups, four tablespoons and three teaspoons

But how did all those items gathered in your room? Lazy girl deserves a bug mother you know 🤪🤣

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Girl... I can feel your frustration from here really 😂

😩😩

That wasn't me asking 😂

Who then is asking? I'm not gonna bug no child of mine. Maybe I will I don't know but my mom's is different and extra annoying.

But how did all those items gathered in your room? Lazy girl deserves a bug mother you know 🤪🤣

I'm not lazy, just tired most of the time 🤣🤣

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I'm not gonna bug no child of mine

Haha let's hope you won't 🤪 tired girl

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Just four plates, five cups, four tablespoons and three teaspoons is what you need to make your visitors comfortable

I'm wondering though, were you having a party yourself... because I don't get why so many utensils are in your room..😂😂😂

Parents get really unbearable....my dad used to tiptoe around the house at odd hours and he'll end up in my room... trying to catch a thief that isn't there..most times he catches me fidlin with my phone and I'll not hear the end of it after that day...

I really wish I could have that wish of yours 😩😩

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I'm wondering though, were you having a party yourself... because I don't get why so many utensils are in your room..

Sometimes to think they walk to my room themselves. They just love it in there😎

to catch a thief that isn't there

The most annoying part ever 🤧

I really wish I could have that wish of yours 😩😩

Maybe we should go in search of a genie 🤷

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Sometimes to think they walk to my room themselves. They just love it in there😎

😂😂😂 I think you're reliving beauty and the beast ...that's great!

The most annoying part ever 🤧

The annoying part is when he calls out to me when I'm pretending to be asleep 😂😂😂

Maybe we should go in search of a genie 🤷

Yhh but then we'd have to make three wishes..that's going to be a problem

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Yhh but then we'd have to make three wishes..that's going to be a problem

It'll be;
A luxury house far away from that of parents.
Hive power.
Peace of mind.

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😂😂😂😂

You already know what you want...and funny enough I want all of that too...now

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My dad would call you to pick things for him from the same table at different time intervals. Why not just tell me to bring everything once. I understand how parents bug us. I think we need to start tracing their logcat to fix the bugs 😂

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That could be so annoying 😩. Going around in circles? Jeez!

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This is so hilarious and relatable😄
My mum would tell you to do ten things and if you forget one of them, you're in for it. She'll go on about how you're careless and not meticulous.
Mothers will be mother's😅

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