My Actifit Report Card: February 11 2026
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today's joke
The teacher wants to demonstrate the effects of alcohol to the students, so he brings two worms, two glasses, and a bottle of vodka to school. During the lesson, he shows them an experiment in which one glass contains a worm in water, and it is as happy as a worm can be. In the second glass with vodka, the worm writhes and then falls to the bottom. The teacher says: 'So, students, what have you found out?' One student replies: 'Drink alcohol, you won’t have worms.'
dnešní vtip
Učitel chce demonstrovat žákům účinky alkoholu, a tak přinese do školy dva červy, dvě sklenice a flašku vodky. Během hodiny jim ukazuje pokus, kdy v jedné sklenici je červ ve vodě a je spokojený, jak jen může být. Ve druhé sklenici s vodkou se červ kroutí a pak upadne na dno. Učitel říká: „Tak, žáci, co jste zjistili?“ Jeden žák se ozve: „Pijte alkohol, nebudete mít červy.“

Translated by gemini

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