La mala suerte me acompañaba/Bad luck was with me ESP-ENG

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Ya llegué! Que odisea 😂😂😂 ahora me rio pero vaya historia para llegar a casa. Te cuento: Resulta que compañero que me lleva a mi, a casa, se ha ido enfermo con gripe. Como se ha ido antes de la hora, solo había un coche, eramos 6 total que he dicho: me cojo la autobús, que llega a las 2:50hrs y paso de depender de nadie. Espero el autobús a y llega a las 3, vas para playa Honda? Si si.
Me subo.
En el bus Solo había 4 marroquies y tres mujeres.
Super lenta, parecía que quería hacer hora. El chófer se para en una parada y se baja! 😳 y yo flipando.. Hasta que no pasaron como 10 minutos no volvió a arrancar. Vueltas y vueltas... Eterno.

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Me entra una tos que no puedo parar mientras esperábamos esos 10 min 😂. Pensarian los morito:s, este tiene covid , está enfermo fijo.😂
Bueno, a unos 5 minutos de llegar a playa Honda, de repente noto cómo se me empieza a agarrotar el músculo de la pierna . Dolor de la ostia que me hace levantarme del asiento para poder estirar la pierna y que se me vaya el calambre.
Que no se me quitaba 😅.
Un agobio, esta gente mirándome... Yo de pies cagandome en todo.....
Pensarían que estoy puto loco 😂😂😂😂
Como no podía sentarme me quedé de pies y le dije al chófer que si me podía parar en una rotonda que había entre las 2 paradas, cosa que aceptó. Le agradezco, me bajo y no podía casi andar. Y me queda aún como 1,5kms para llegar a casa. Total que veo un patinete de estos eléctricos que se alquilan y cobran por km y pienso : tengo 12 € en la tarjeta voy a ver si me deja.

Total que estoy un buen rato haciendo lo de la tarjeta, la app, el banco y toda la movida. Cuando por fin consigo desbloquear el patín, va y no anda! 😂😂😂 Yo ya me reía, ya me habían cobrado 1:80 de la tarjeta.

Para parar dice que hagas una foto de donde y como has dejado el patinete. Bueno, pues que no me cerraba. Yo no me lo podía creer.
Al final me dejó y seguí mi trayecto a pie, cuando de repente vi, otro patinete! 🤞🏻Y digo, a ver si es que he tenido mala suerte 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 y estaba mal el cacharro....

Pues hago el trámite, está vez muy rápido, porque ya estaba suscrito. Y total, que la misma mierda . Y yo joder! Me caguen todo!!😡😡
Y pienso, bueno pues ya que lo tengo, voy a usarlo como patinete normal, dándome impulso con la pierna.
Y así hice, hasta que apreté el acelerador y eso de repente cogió una velocidad que casi me estampo contra un muro.
Era la primera vez que circulaba en uno ,
Al final le cogí el truquillo y llegue sano y salvo a casa Por Fin!


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I'm home! What an odyssey 😂😂😂😂 now I laugh but what a story to get home. I tell you: It turns out that my partner who drives me home has gone home sick with the flu. As he left before the time, there was only one car, there were 6 of us, so I said: I take the bus, which arrives at 2:50hrs and I don't have to depend on anyone. I wait for the bus and it arrives at 3 o'clock, are you going to Playa Honda? Yes, yes.

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I get on.
On the bus there were only 4 Moroccans and three women.
Super slow, it seemed that I wanted to make time. The driver stopped at a stop and got off 😳 and I was freaking out. It didn't start again until about 10 minutes later. Round and round... Eternal.
I got a cough that I couldn't stop while we were waiting for those 10 min 😂. The morito:s would think, this one has covid, he is sick for sure 😂.
Well, about 5 minutes after arriving at Playa Honda, I suddenly feel how my leg muscle starts to stiffen. Pain that makes me get up from the seat to stretch my leg and get rid of the cramp.
I couldn't get rid of it 😅.
I was overwhelmed, these people looking at me.... Me on my feet shitting my pants.....
They would think I was fucking crazy 😂😂😂😂
As I couldn't sit down I stayed on my feet and told the driver if he could stop me at a traffic circle between the 2 stops, which he accepted. I thanked him, got off and could hardly walk. And I still have about 1.5kms to go to get home. So I see one of those electric scooters that are rented and charged per km and I think: I have 12 € on the card, I'll see if he lets me.

So I'm a long time doing the card, the app, the bank and all that. When I finally manage to unlock the skate, it doesn't work 😂😂😂😂 I was already laughing, I had already been charged 1:80 of the card.

To stop he says to take a picture of where and how you left the scooter. Well, I didn't believe it. I could not believe it.
In the end he left me and I continued my journey on foot, when suddenly I saw, another scooter! 🤞🏻And I say, let's see if I had bad luck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and the scooter was wrong....

Well, I do the procedure, this time very fast, because I was already subscribed. And all in all, the same shit. And I fuck! Fuck everything!!!😡😡
And I think, well since I have it, I'm going to use it as a normal scooter, giving me impulse with my leg.
And so I did, until I pressed the accelerator and it suddenly picked up a speed that almost crashed me into a wall.
It was the first time I rode one,
In the end I got the hang of it and arrived home safe and sound at last!

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