5 Minute Freewrite: family gathering

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Family gathering. Gathering to celebrate an event or a life, a life lost or a new life. Gathering to celebrate holidays, birthdays, weddings, a ... I'm struggling here, wanting to veer into the ridiculous, not wanting to veer into the ridiculous. I was going to say, to celebrate a fart. When do families gather to celebrate farts? Is there a family out there that makes an occasion of every fart? I can't imagine so...but there are so many millions of people on this planet, why not that? I guess because there are realms of normal and abnormal and then just absurd. But the absurd does exist, so sure, somewhere out there is a family that celebrates every fart.

Okay. So that's that. Guess what? Chicken butt. Kids find farts funny. They are funny sounds. Why can't I get away from farts. I'm thinking about poop, too, visiting friends with a newborn, and how it's exciting when he has a big poop, especially yesterday because he hadn't pooped in awhile. So, farts and poops, that's where my mind is at right now. It's a lovely day here in Maryland. The humidity is way lower than previous days and it's warm and breezy. Gorgeous. Maybe I'll sit outside on their tree swing chair.

Um bum bum bum, biddley bum. Biddely, that's the better spelling for how I was pronouncing that in my head. Words words words. I'm distracted. I kind of want to just go sit outside and watch Avatar on my phone while I sit in the swing.