Satire for the Ribs

I feel a pain in my ribs

ribs are a muscle of the body

of course I speak or write from a dog's body

ribs are good in soup

I am referring to bovine ribs

ribs come and go like cats

ribs are a way not to fall down

ribs are part of the broken bones

ribs make a tasty broth

ribs break bony bones

ribs make a good frame

ribs break when eating

ribs are a necessary action.